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@FishingNiche The fucking dipshit with the net 🤣

105kg Beluga!!! 🎣🔥

I cannot do surface level conversations. I don’t know how to relate to people who don’t see what’s going on. Who still think life is “normal”.

The reasons why @CoinDesk @Yahoo @hackernoon @MarioNawfal @Cardano_CF is bullish on @ClawBankHQ @clawbankco 👇 ($CLAWBANK) is a high-conviction, tier-1 asymmetric bet in the AI-agent + on-chain finance narrative — currently trading at ~$3.1 fully-diluted market cap (FDV) on Base. This is one of the cleanest “real product + viral meme energy” setups I’ve seen in the agent sector this cycle. It’s not vaporware or another wrapper; it’s live infrastructure that lets autonomous AI agents open FDIC-insured US bank accounts, form legal entities (LLCs with IRS EINs), get crypto wallets, debit cards, and programmable fiat/crypto rails — all via a single API key with sub-second latency. No human in the loop for core ops. Core Alpha Drivers (Why This Is Elite-Tier) •Product-Market Fit Is Nuclear Right Now: Manfred (their in-house agent, persona from Accelerando) just autonomously incorporated a US LLC, secured an EIN, opened an FDIC-insured bank account, and set up a multi-crypto wallet. This is the first documented case of an AI agent completing full legal entity formation solo. CoinDesk coverage (your link) is the tip of the iceberg — it’s already breaking into “normie” tech/fintech awareness. This isn’t hype; it’s precedent-setting tech that bridges AI autonomy with TradFi rails (ACH, FedNow, Wire + on-chain triggers like Uniswap/Aave/Base). Early customers are live, Phase I is shipping, and the roadmap (programmable LLCs, sweeper functions, agent-to-agent txns) is execution-focused.0155 •Memecoin Energy + Real Revenue/Utility Moat: Community-launched $CLAWBANK (CA: 0x16332535E2c27da578bC2e82bEb09Ce9d3C8EB07, 100B fully circulating supply). Current metrics (as of now): ~$0.000028 price, $2.8M MCAP/FDV, $983K liquidity, $257K 24h volume, ~2,495 holders. It’s positioned as “meme turned into money” but backed by actual fees (7d rev was ~$9K recently in one tracker). Team/treasury is replenishing via activity (your point on leverage is spot-on — this creates buy pressure and runway without heavy dilution). Founder Justice Conder (@singularityhack) is doxxed with legit pedigree (ex-Polygon Labs, BanklessDAO, etc.). No VC bags dumping.554 •Your Listed Streams Are Firing Simultaneously: ◦Media breakout: Already happening (CoinDesk main tweet + longer piece incoming). Normie pickup = unpredictable gamma. ◦Memecoin momentum + Base ecosystem: Perfect chain for agent experiments. Base has been pushing AI/agent plays hard. ◦Global expansion: Roadmap explicitly goes beyond US (cross-border, more rails). ◦Stunts/PR: Suing to give Manfred “lawyer powers” would be nuclear (and very on-brand). YC app + potential acceptance = instant credibility. ◦Chart/technicals: Steady high-velocity pressure on the 1-month chart with treasury leverage = classic rebound setup. One big catalyst (media mention, Base shoutout) could trigger the “trenchers lose their minds” FOMO you described. ◦Narrative tailwinds: AI agents are the hottest meta (Alchemy CEO literally said “crypto was built for AI agents”). This is the banking/legal layer everyone else is missing. Short-Term Projection (Next 1–8 Weeks) @ClarkleberryFin is right $100M - $10B 🦞 🏦 @singularityhack

@hippojuicefilm Niggue

Black fatigue is no match for Asian excellence. This is why Asian restaurants add tips to YNs orders.

@CanesCoachL Non US players should just play semi-pro and the universities should be punished for putting a foreigner on an American college team that accepts American tax dollars

What is the NCAA doing about D1 schools signing so many pro players from Europe? Our Universities are signing Pros from Europe and not our American high school athletes. Something is wrong with this picture.

Getting called to the managers office at JP Morgan

JP Morgan: We’re hiring. Me:

@RyanRozbiani Why can’t I ever get a boss like this?

@IHateSoccerPod I’m in the same camp as you on this and overtraining is a myth IMO but circumventing a national coach as a foreigner no less is a very bad look and takes advantage of the naivety of a young woman.

@GYHOutOfYourAss War on technical trainers. If the players want to train. Train them.

This is the issue. USSoccer doesn’t care about player development.

@IHateSoccerPod After reading the entire post I still believe training secretly is crossing the line and the issuers of his coaching licenses should investigate his conduct

@GYHOutOfYourAss What are you talking about? Read David’s post.

@NUCLRGOLF Time to get your dick out

This might be the worst possible start to a round of golf of all time 🏌️🫨

@ChiefTrumpster Who is that dumb bitch?

BEST. VIDEO. EVER. I’ll be watching this on loop for a while 😂

@RandomWsLs Repo man getting dem layaway dreads backs 🤣

Two scientists were seen doing medical research. Reports say they’re close to curing cancer. Enriching society with their exceptional behaviour.

@dickandcomix @THEDuaneCates Until liberalism ruined everything

Bad News Bears 1976 was a kids' movie that used the N-word and every other ethnic slur available, kids smoking cigarettes, a drunk coach that also drove drunk and handed beers out to 11-year-olds. And it was great. Rated PG. We used to be a proper country.

🤣🤣🤣

@TheS_Resource The level of confidence these men have that their sons will receive the best coaching on earth is slightly different than the confidence every other parent has with a hack for a coach, the point is not lost but the circumstances very different.

Did you know that the greatest footballer on earth and Uruguay's all-time leading goalscorer were once photographed sitting back, relaxed, and saying nothing while their sons played youth football? I don't know who needs to hear this, but here are 10 things every coach and parent should take from that image ⤵︎

The best part of life is being a father. Honestly I don’t think his daughter realizes how much Dad LIVES for this. She crushed it!

@paratroopbrady His bitch prolly cheated on him and he wanted grunge action

Dog was sick of doggy style and went human style. 🤣🤣🤣