Gabby Coll

Kamala’s menu of potential VPs

these are absolutely sending me

ok now put @ChappellRoan on the ticket bc that’s the only way you’ll get the youngsters to vote

can someone on the @goodreads team please hire me to redesign your app, the UX is the worst i’ve experienced in a WHILE

general psa: avoid @FedEx overnight shipping. paid $120 for next day delivery, roomie had to print and drop off pckg only for it NOT to be picked up. got no communication of missed delivery & it was too late for a backup plan. @FedExHelp do better 👎🏼

just got out of a therapy session where i told my therapist i have a crush on him i deserve a goddamn medal

do people who have extremely loud and obnoxious voices that carry realize that they’re extremely loud and obnoxious

wait so there are aliens now

today a gen z-er asked me how old i was and when i told her i was 30 her eyes widened in disbelief: “i thought you were 22 but you talk like an old person” i am still cackling about it and also taking it as a compliment

s/o to american capitalism; love seeing so many nonessential businesses open and operating as usual while the sky looks like…this

side note if anyone with a cervix ever has to go in for a colposcopy and feels nervous about it pls reach out! i know how scary and stressful it can be to feel like you’re going through stuff like this alone!

hey @BlueShieldCA why tf do i pay you for insurance if i’m just gonna get charged $650 for a routine procedure at an in-office clinic? i truly don’t understand healthcare in this country

@TheCurrent @JakeRudh @Nickgroni

This week on Transmission, @JakeRudh celebrates the early years of U2 with cuts from their albums "Boy," "October," "War" and more. Listen Thursday at 10 p.m. CDT thecurrent.org

anyone else having nightmares recently?

@Staciaann lmaoooo

my building’s washing machine has been broken for like 3 weeks can someone come over and do the 10 loads of laundry i have backed up for me pls

reminiscing on how i bought my bike frame for $100 and my ex fixed it up and updated all the parts and then i sold it for $300 after we broke up 🥲 look how cute she was too

if anyone is ever wondering what my type is: instagram.com/reel/Cnh2yoSuV…

there’s an extremely satisfying art to perfectly timing your lift off from the subway seat to catch the doors as they open at your stop 🚊

i was at a coffee shop today and the preteens sitting behind me were taking a QUIZ to see which MENTAL ILLNESSES they had and COMPARING SCORES.