Gabriel Shemirani

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Gabriel Shemirani

Gabriel Shemirani

@GabrielCyShemi

My mum killed my sister last year. I’m trying to make sure no one else dies the way my sister did.

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Gabriel Shemirani
Gabriel Shemirani@GabrielCyShemi·
Thank you so much everyone for tuning in this evening, and thank you @mariannaspring But the story doesn’t end here. From more JFK links😤to a conspiracy theorist at a top school🫠, this story is far from over. It’s a terrible time to be misinformation 🗿💥
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Gabriel Shemirani
Gabriel Shemirani@GabrielCyShemi·
@rickygervais “Yeah your government has summarily executed 2 protestors on home soil in the last month, but I made a joke 6 years ago so you should stay silent” man pipe down
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Ricky Gervais
Ricky Gervais@rickygervais·
They're still not listening 😂
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Maile
Maile@MaileOnX·
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Will Coleshill
Will Coleshill@WillColeshill·
I have been released with charges. Charges: • Assault • Obstructing a constable in the execution of their duty I can’t go into details of the ongoing legal proceedings. However, the footage is available in the thread below, and I’ll leave it to you to make your own judgement about the @metpoliceuk.
Montgomery Toms@MontgomeryToms

🚨UPDATE: @WillColeshill out, but has been charged! Charges: • Assault • Obstructing a constable in the execution of their duty. We cannot go into details of the ongoing legal proceedings. However, the footage is available in the thread below, and I will leave it to you to make your decisions on the @metpoliceuk. Please support @FreedomWatchGB by following, donating, or sharing. Every bit helps. Links are in the thread below 👇🏻🙏🏻

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Gabriel Shemirani
Gabriel Shemirani@GabrielCyShemi·
This has to be some of the funniest shit I’ve ever seen ahahahahaha
Freedom Watch@FreedomWatchGB

🚨: @MontgomeryToms & @WillColeshill ASSAULTED, ATTACKED, AND ARRESTED DURING A UNIVERSITY DEBATE Full Statement: Yesterday, Montgomery Toms (Founder of Freedom Watch GB) visited the London College of Communication to publicly debate mass deportations, a position that is openly discussed and increasingly accepted in mainstream political discourse. During what had been a calm and orderly debate, a student came up behind @MontgomeryToms and violently flipped the table. Cameras were broken, Montgomery was assaulted, and additional equipment was damaged. @WillColeshill, cameraman, editor, and friend of Freedom Watch GB, immediately stepped in to defend Monty and restrained the individual under a citizen’s arrest. This was lawful and justified. The individual had already assaulted Monty, damaged property, and posed a clear risk of further harm or fleeing before police arrived. All legal criteria for a citizen’s arrest were met. University lecturers, LCC security, and students then intervened aggressively, placing William in a chokehold, grabbing and hitting him, while the man who assaulted Monty was also kicking and biting him. This disrupted the citizen’s arrest and allowed the individual who assaulted Monty and damaged our equipment to walk free. Drinks were thrown at William by other LCC students, and he was further assaulted and grabbed, forcing Monty to intervene and pull off those restraining and attacking William. Monty called the police immediately after the citizens arrest took place. When officers arrived, they initially appeared supportive. That changed the moment they saw our banner, which read: “Britain Needs Mass Deportations.” From that point on, the situation shifted dramatically. William Coleshill was accused of assaulting the individual who had attacked Monty, despite the fact that he was lawfully restraining him while waiting for police that he asked to be called. It is our sincere belief that this sudden change in attitude by the Metropolitan Police was politically motivated. The footage does not fully capture this shift, but it was clear and unmistakable in person. William was then arrested following an altercation in which an officer aggressively shoved him after he understandably asked whether the man who assaulted both Monty and himself was going to be arrested. This was just after the Police had read and understood our political stance. While being detained, William reports hearing the leading officer say, “You brought this upon yourself.” Monty was also told by the same officer that he should not be surprised by the reaction, namely the assault, that took place along with another officer that claimed it is illegal to be offensive. The largest polling political party in the country, Reform UK, openly supports mass deportations of hundreds of thousands of migrants. This is a well accepted debate and should not warrant or risk physical attacks. The police were called because Monty was assaulted. Yet the individual who carried out the attack was not arrested. Instead, the man who lawfully intervened to protect him was detained. This is a clear abuse of power and reflects a politically motivated, two-tier approach to policing. We want thank William Coleshill for his immediate and selfless act of stepping in without hesitation to defend Monty. We will not be silenced with fear, and Montgomery Toms will continue to fight for freedom. We will not stop engaging in calm, open, and respectful debate. However, Freedom Watch GB needs your support. We are just getting started, and after these events, we believe we must take the necessary steps to fund paid security to mitigate further attacks, but we can't do that without your help. Please donate via the GoFundMe link in the thread below 👇🏻🙏🏻

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شرق‌زده sharghzadeh
شرق‌زده sharghzadeh@sharghzadeh·
The best Iranians of history, Parsis, Salman al-Farsi, Rumi, Abulqasim Lahuti, al-Sistani, Muhammad Reza Shah, they all left Iran and never looked back. There's a good reason for that.
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Ryan
Ryan@Ryy4n2·
I love you
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Gabriel Shemirani
Gabriel Shemirani@GabrielCyShemi·
@Greg08889777412 Also ask Kay how she paid for that 4 wheel drive 2023 BMW of hers…with no job - I’ve heard MI5 has pretty deep pockets
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Duke of Kunt
Duke of Kunt@Greg08889777412·
@GabrielCyShemi Thank you for your honesty. I would imagine living a lie is a terrible burden. Enjoy your life!
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Gabriel Shemirani
Gabriel Shemirani@GabrielCyShemi·
So glad finally hit the nail on the head 🙏Kay actually introduced me to my own MI5 handler , couldn’t have served the establishment without her🫡🫡
Duke of Kunt@Greg08889777412

@Sensible_Lassie @KateShemirani I'm surprised Kay didn't just explain that. Her husband is obviously a dissident from the Islamic revolution - Shemirani is a Jewish Persian name - and a prime candidate for MI5 recruitment. The birth dates are dodgy although I think the December one is just date of registration

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Gabriel Shemirani
Gabriel Shemirani@GabrielCyShemi·
@sharghzadeh In today’s addition of Sharghzadeh’s bullshit; the protestors are raging Zionists, not simply people angry with a regime that has killed 12,000 in a matter of weeks
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Gabriel Shemirani
Gabriel Shemirani@GabrielCyShemi·
@sharghzadeh stop with the pseudo-intellectualism and embarrassing attempts to discredit the protests and just admit the quite part out loud : you care more for theocracy than your own people.
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Bryan Johnson
Bryan Johnson@bryan_johnson·
It’s been 19 days and 20 hrs since I last felt Kate’s warm embrace. She landed 47 minutes ago. The 24 hours of travel no doubt has her rushing to shower. She needs to cleanse herself of a dirtied world incompatible with her sensibilities. The wash doubles as a ritual, preparatory for entrance into the symbolic world we’ve constructed. The time apart has been costly.  My body’s electrical signaling betrays the separation. Without her touch, my vagus nerve’s 100,000 myelinated fibers have dropped their high frequency spectral power, squawking distress. An intelligent system broadcasting diminished wave forms, hoping to be heard.  There are other signals of distress. My white blood cells have shifted their gene expression, upregulating pro-inflammatory genes IL-6 and TNF-alpha and downregulating my antiviral genes.  A pro-aging biochemical signature of a system suffering hardship. My environment is a pristine anti-aging laboratory. Air, water, food and light are meticulously measured. Toxins are filtered. Purification systems run autonomously. Biomarkers tracked. Nutrition is calibrated. Yet outside my control is the affection of another. The 68 trillion cells that constitute Bryan Johnson run non-negotiable code. They demand tenderness, and not of a whimsical type, but deep, all-encompassing love that must be earned and carefully maintained. Otherwise they protest in self-termination. She’s now only 13 miles away and I can viscerally feel her essence. The transmission pulses in high fidelity. As if there were a fiber optic cable streaming our connection at light speed through the multiplexed cylinders of glass. The time apart created latency, buffering the connection, depriving us of the luminescence and dimming into noise. In 15 minutes she will be within reach. I can visualize the whites of her eyes and smell her aroma. When she arrives, she will be shy. Whenever we are apart, she returns to zero. Her previous openness will be closed. Her emotional dynamic range will be held in reserve until she feels she is safe and can trust.  I’ll need to kindle her again. The rush of the courtship enthralls me. The anticipation drives a small cluster of my midbrain neurons to flood dopamine. Nerve fibers activate, lighting up my skin’s receptors as it awaits for slow, caressing touch. My hypothalamus begins synthesizing oxytocin, preparing to dump it upon first eye contact to ensure the reestablishment of our pair bond. This biochemical orchestra fills me with delight and sensorial want. Kate’s been mulling over what she’ll wear for days.  She’s considered dozens of possibilities and modeled out my anticipated emotional state, the weather, and our planned activities. The colors will be representative of her psychological state and be positioned to soothe mine. The texture, style, and hues will interplay with our biology. The deliberately chosen accessories will add flair, intrigue and play. This is how she flirts, seduces and bypasses my mind to speak directly to my physiology. She has other tricks too. She’s arrived. I must wait for her. Her timidness will want to determine the cadence. I hear the door crack open and her bag drop to the floor. She’s nervous. I’m on the couch, neutral and open. She rounds the corner and our eyes meet. The inhibitions wither as the magnetism draws us together. Soft hellos are whispered and our bodies interdigitate. I feel her finger tips on the back of my neck. Goose bumps light up my body. Skin nerve cells fire signals directly to my brain, bypassing the analytical mind. The hypothalamus dumps the oxytocin, inhibiting fear and lowering cortisol. The body washes itself in this anti-inflammatory chain reaction.  Our respiration and heart beats are now synchronizing. The brain piles on with a release of endorphins to soothe the psychological pain of our separation. New powers are now in control. Let them run in glory. I press my cheek against hers. The skin on skin triggers a wave of desire. I brush her lips with mine, catalyzing a massive activation of neurons in her brain, overwhelming thought and forcing presence. She relents and wants to dance. She’s home. I slip my hand under her shirt and brush the small of her back. Goosebumps spread like a wildfire across her body. Her hypothalamus stimulates the release of GnRH which tells the pituitary gland to wake up her reproductive system. Our olfactory systems consume each other with delight, signaling immune system compatibility. I move both my hands to her jawline, holding her head firmly in place. Our mirror neurons speak to each other. I know what she wants. My lips press against hers and I softly bite her lower lip. Kate’s blood vessels dilate from the acetylcholine and nitric oxide release, flushing her lips, skin and body. The cascade is nearing waterfall. The executive control of our brains surrenders. No longer concerned with the 68 trillion cells. The prefrontal cortex goes dark. Eliminating future planning and probabilistic modeling. Activity in our parietal lobes diminishes, dissolving the boundary that distinguishes between self and other. No longer is there Kate and Bryan, just a singular biological entity suspended in a state of bliss. The outside world goes quiet. It doesn’t exist. We dissolve into raw existence.
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Academic Agent
Academic Agent@AcademicAgent_X·
Konstantin Kisin has no discernible talent or insight and all his content is shit
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