Al Goregrish

Someone should make a video game that is actively harmful, not like its propaganda for dangerous opinions but just simply playing it somehow measurably deteriorates your physical/mental/emotional health like just booting it up and playing for an hour guarantees you ruin your day

Father’s Day is next month

BREAKING: Keir Starmer has turned red and started moving faster around the arena and has gained a new attack in which he spits fireballs

🇩🇰 Copenhagen's Green-led council is limiting elderly care residents to 80 grams of beef per week for climate reasons. That works out to 11.4 grams a day, which is less meat than most people put in a single taco. A Green party rep explained the logic: the elderly "have been the biggest climate sinners throughout their lives." So the plan is apparently to make them atone for it in their final years, one thimble of mince at a time. Critics, including opposition parties and elderly advocates, say the policy risks undernutrition in a population already vulnerable to it. The council says it's flexible, but the elderly eating climate penance for dinner might disagree. Source: BT, Ekstra Bladet

As a man, what’s your gut reaction when a woman says “All men are trash”????

One time I was really high on a flight and when the turbulence started to happen I was sitting next to a child and turned to bro and said “we are going to die”. He cried for almost the entire 6 hour flight.

Why does this ad for a sport drink have a sign saying "Zero white guilt"?

there’s actually a specific reason for this phenomenon and it’s scary... the hypothetical is that languages themselves are independent, evolving entities who govern the beings they hijack. the idea is that we don't even own our brains, we’re just biological rentals for a parasite that needs us to keep talking so it doesn’t die.