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I serve God by His spirit I boast in Christ Jesus I put no confidence in the flesh I experience progress and joy in the faith In Christ, For Christ, with joy!!!

I made noodles, poured my remaining catfish peppersoup on it and layered it with poached eggs. Delicious 🤤

Noodles + Peppersoup 😋

@MaryRoseMalomo 😂 😂 Meanwhile, the response would not have taken as much time and words as this reply

He could have just "responded" to the photo with the time he used to talk about the world cup.😭😹

Atp, if dem gimme that my papa daku daji Peugeot 504 to manage, I go collect am 😭 😭

@AndyjnrUmaru A car

Dear friends, Please What's one thing you really need so much, but due to funds, you can't afford it???. Someone will surprise you today . A closed mouth is a closed destiny, don't be ashamed. If you are given don’t collect twice 🙏🏾❤️

@jayhemz I remember when I was serving in Bayelsa, he fit drizzle for 2 weeks straight, clothes no go dry and everywhere will be flooded

You see those rains that do like they're not falling but will maintain the same drizzle momentum for days? Fear them more than heavy rains. Lagos sef doesn't have that kinda rain, if not it would have sunk years ago. You need to experience this kinda rain in the South East or South of the South to understand.

@yetunede Happy for you

My analytics for today 🧏🏾‍♀️ Just see how my engagement rate has gone up mehn 😂😂😂😂😂

@kcsper_ 😂 Dey play Shey make first bank worker come wash car ni

Day1 of bolt driving, First bank worker do transfer from opay

@minutesimal_ Cray cray

I’m even scared to check my verified analytics because I know everywhere will be red

@oyinlomomi Two double chickwizz pls 😂 iykyk

I can now see my old mutuals on here….nice nice.

@minutesimal_ Cast them please

You people are using this new update to farm engagements I’ve gone through most of you comment sections, you didn’t reply your mutuals o

@olajumokeokenla 474 views, 16 comments, 7 retweets and 15 likes

Is it that my mutuals don’t see my posts the way I see theirs and engage, or do they see them but just choose to ignore them? 🤔 I need to know now now if I should be matching energy too.

@SolaTheAnalyst Nkan se mi wa 😂

I used to think people who had their phones pickpocketed in Lagos were mumu until it happened to me. My fiancée (now wife) and I, went to Eko Market to buy things for our wedding. On our way back, we were crossing the road in front of UBA, heading to the car park. A guy came out of nowhere and bumped into me while I was holding her hand, nearly pushing us into an oncoming car. I was livid. “Oga eye dey pain you, wetin be this rubbish?” My babe calmed me down. We got to the car and I wanted to set Google Maps Tapped my right jeans pocket. (Kpa) Tapped my left jeans pocket.(KpaKpa) Nothing there. I just knew something had happened to me 😭

@Adunniolaide02 Reverse psychology

Man married a second wife, the first wife didn’t say anything. She didn’t approve nor disapprove. She didn’t attend the wedding ceremony, and she prevented everyone from telling her about the couples.😂 The husband brought the new wife into the house he stays with his first wife. The first wife didn’t say anything, they uses the same kitchen, and the first wife always ignores the new wife without saying a word or listening to her. The new wife uses most of the first wife’s stuffs, she wouldn’t talk instead, she would leave it alone. Anyways, the new wife packed out of the house yesterday with the excuse that the first wife is scary. The first wife didn’t ask nor say anything about her departure, but kept on behaving like nothing happened. He said anytime he wanted to apologize to his first wife for taking a second wife, the first wife would kneel down and do the apology instead with plenty cries.😂 Now, the husband said he’s scared, and regretting his decision. Ahh 😂 Roheemah Sodiq

@adaezennaji_ 😂 😂 😂

Someone commented “I like your cap” on my gym photos today. I was already about to reply “Thank youuu🤭, it’s from Temu”, when I remembered that they said we’re oversabi the other day. Na once I delete the second part. I hate this app so much gosh😭😭🤣

@deyola_a Done

On this engagement matter. Retweeting is better than likes. It’s okay to retweet your mutuals tweets without dropping comments especially if you don’t have what to say. Retweet is engagement too. 🫵🫵🫵

@ishagoro *Beating

Everyone on X is an excellent marriage counselor including those whose wives or husbands are beaten them at home

My wife had to be away on official assignment for three weeks, she was worried because senior man is just barely four months old and we don't have anyone living with us and couple with the fact that our first daughter just had a surgery. Things have been tough and the economy is not smiling and so we are both working hard to keep the family going. She was worried and almost cancelled the trip, but I knew we needed the trip as the allowance from it could sort some important things so I told her to go I will take care of the children since senior man was not on exclusive breastfeeding. On the day of the trip I could see the tears in her eyes which she was struggling to hide but I assured her not to worry. She had to carry breast pump along so she can be pressing the milk out until she returns. It been almost two weeks already and I been the one taking care of the three girls and senior man and we are all fine. Truly I have been exhausted because I have to also managed them along side my official responsibility which can be quite demanding too. All I can is that it is good to marry and an understanding and supportive partner. This my baby have been with me through thick and thin and Omo she deserves every sacrifice that I can make. Being a present father has also been very helpful in moments like this. @ImANorthernGirl make una come tell me thank you

@Msmenalicious Because there is a thin line between concoction and jollof

The ability to convert stew into jollof rice is a skill not everyone has mastered!!

@Asufonma Maybe theyre tired of the legs and no longer needed

Some people and gutter behavior sha. 😭 How do you sit in a moving car, then raise your leg outside through the passenger-side window? Very irritating behavior