Gage. 🐾

Hi. Im Gage. I enjoy music, college football, game of thrones, pizza and puppies.

“TO HELL WITH TENNESSEE!”

THEM DAWGS IS HELL.

YOU COME AT THE KING, YOU BEST NOT FUCKING MISS. GO DAWGS.

So our options are: 1.) An orange, felon who is a childish embarrassment to America. 2.) A lady who made a career out of locking minorities in prison for petty drug charges. Cool.. Catch me anywhere but at the polls in November.

I don’t care about any of this shit. I just want to watch the Braves. @FOXSports

Why do Chipotle employees have the same energy as DMV employees? Y’all some assholes.

You’re with us or you’re not. #ForTheA of fuck you. #BravesCountry

“I had a panic attack so bad I had to listen to jazz.” -@brittany_broski

@UPS are we being serious right now?

@ufc is completely rigged. Congrats on ruining a great sport @danawhite hope you’re happy.

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Rest easy, Champ. 🦴🦴

RIP Sports Illustrated. 🥲

I’ve eaten tater tots with dinner 4 days in a row… …New Year…Same Gage…

PORTAL NEWS: Alabama Safety Caleb Downs has entered the transfer portal. Downs, the #1 Safety from the class of 2022, was considered a top target of Kirby Smart and Georgia before he signed with the Crimson Tide.

COACHING NEWS: After speculation that Travaris Robinson would return to Alabama, @espn confirms that he will remain at Georgia as Co-Defensive Coordinator.

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Why are ALL employees at @USPS the biggest cunts possible at all times. Get a fucking real job.

Go Dawgs forever. Fuck all y’all.

Congrats to @SECOfficiating on their title! Y’all played a great game!