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@GaigeVsWorld

havent u heard?God is back and hes online.u have to log in to see him u click with Ur heart and upload yourself all at once

Katılım Eylül 2016
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ice fisher
ice fisher@2prayer2god2·
If gas gets any more expensive I might just have to start putting things up my butt and cumming into my own mouth for sexual pleasure
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Richard Cranium
Richard Cranium@RichardCranny69·
I’ve been with girls you couldn’t carry in hotel rooms you definitely could afford
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Will Sennett
Will Sennett@Senn_Spud·
(after getting my ass kicked) there is nothing more pathetic than kicking someones ass
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temuchainz updates
temuchainz updates@temuchainz·
scrolled on my phone instead of reading my book again suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide suicide
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۟@dronedoommetal·
Peter Griffin is a good friend because he remembers everything. "This reminds me of the time..." He is always reminiscing, every day of his life means something to him and he shares this with whoever will listen
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🌺caulksIeeve🌺
🌺caulksIeeve🌺@tenthousund·
walking into an office and giving the manager a firm handjob
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Grace
Grace@gracecamille_·
middle-aged woman i got stuck behind at the orchid show scanned every orchid with a flower identifier app. every single time it said “orchid”
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kitchencels
kitchencels@rkitchencels·
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street hater
street hater@street_Hater·
movies my dad likes: take the key to the rendezvous point. or the tesseract will be compromised movies my mom likes: and that was when i saw him. the wealthy molester
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octopus/caveman
octopus/caveman@octopuscaveman·
I posted “i am the first man in my bloodline to jack off in an Arby’s” on facebook and my uncle replied “not true.”
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joon
joon@iitsjoonie·
in another life, i would have really liked just doing arams and swiftplays with you
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@ratlimit
@ratlimit@ratlimit·
Claude is down :/ so I’m just running my sink
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spaniel avenger
spaniel avenger@nicebigdog·
your 20s are for having fun. your 30s are for having fun. and you guessed it your 40s are for having fun
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garshmo
garshmo@garshmo·
Grandma I’m high as fuck do you still love me or did I ruin it
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audrey @ FWA
audrey @ FWA@iTrollWomen·
was talking to my therapist today about my time in boston and my impending move to seattle and said "yeah i came here for college then it kinda feels like i got the green top" to which she said "what?" and then i had to explain this meme to her
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rose ellen
rose ellen@ihateurfamily·
I said at an open mic how I dated a rapper named Big Breakfast and I tried to end my life via hanging myself on a ceiling fan but I gained too much weight through drinking dunkin' donuts drinks and so the ceiling fan broke. No one laughed and someone audibly said "Jesus"
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gale na
gale na@poisonjr·
You are not a failure. You are the product of billions of years of exclusively winners. Every day you continue to survive is a victory lap. You made it. This is heaven. This is your birthday party. I love you.
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schizzy
schizzy@crybabybuick·
I get so gay off that chocolate milk
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