Gallabrains

Guy aggressively argues with a cyclist about being in the road, then gets a dose of sweet karma.

@TaraBull Cba

Guys, what's stopping you from obtaining this physique?

@MomsPostingLs Sorted

Photoshop help is being requested

@DOGE__news Big massive gadgee

Always playing the victim card.

@zrDraik @BradDingle @JOKAQARMY1 Go on jon!

@BradDingle @JOKAQARMY1 Yeah but that’s the official story. I’m thinking about dropping my version as well, and spoil the internet with my alternative. Yes, it will include aliens.

🤔

@reynanba Yo momma

Good morning all 🌞 🕊️

I am convinced bro is the fastest reader in the world

@AlexNUFC39 @S0uthernGe0rdie Mystic Meg - director of football

@S0uthernGe0rdie Yeah we need someone from the future who can predict injuries

Close to £140m Ramsey Elanga Wissa End of October - 0 goals, 0 assists. It’s absolutely the reason why Sir Edward needs to be removed from transfers. #NUFC

@ExtremeFootbal4 @Ceefax303 Schumacher

Can you name an actual famous goalkeeper called Michael??? Because I can’t

@kendallrowanx Why is team valley still so shit?

A1 at team valley

@NUFC Break a leg

Newcastle United can announce the sale of striker Alexander Isak to Liverpool for a significant British record transfer fee.

@NELiveTraffic I’m sure it’s been posted a hundred times before but what’s the latest on birtley to coalhouse A1 roadworks

🌤️GOOD MORNING We're back online with today's traffic and travel news.

@rickygervais Spunk

Different drinks for different needs. What are you drinking tonight?

@urfaveniggee Comdom

I’m cleaning my girl car out and i find this on the passenger seat, tell me i ain’t trippin dawg

@NeillyC999 @liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher Found a Loophole. Nice work detective 🕵️‍♀️

@liamgfansclub @liamgallagher @NoelGallagher The master plan obviously as the songs are on the singles anyway 🤷🏼‍♂️

One has to go. Which one?

“There will never be another Steve Irwin”, Legend 😢

@Rainmaker1973 …and a Guinness

An extremely coreographic cocktail [📹 mari73cap] x.com/YKwolfpec/stat…

@19StevenF88 @mcandidate Ever been to superkarts

@mcandidate “Have you ever worked at Poundland? I had a fight with my old boss at Poundland, i lifted him in the air and launched him across the room, and got fired on the spot”

a very inspirational true story

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𝐆𝐥𝐨𝐛𝐚𝐥 𝐒𝐭𝐚𝐫𝐭 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐞𝐬 🌍 Where will you be tuning in from to watch tomorrow's huge grudge match? 🤔 🎟️ Buy #EubankBenn on DAZN NOW - link in bio | Powered by @FATALFURY_PR City of Wolves | April 26 | @SNKPofficial | @ringmagazine