SweetHelmets

@ick_real What I don't remember sometimes comes back to me in dreams April 27, 2011 haunts me sometimes

JUST FOUND OUT IT’S NOT NORMAL TO NOT REMEMBER MUCH ABOUT YOUR CHILDHOOD, MIND YOU, I THOUGHT WE ALL DIDN’T??

@Pirat_Nation If they would lower the price of Premium I guarantee they'd get a bunch of new users Offer a $6 Basic tier to give a value option But keep the $13.99 Value Pack subscription :v

YouTube is reportedlytesting unskippable ads up to 90 seconds long on smart TVs and streaming devices. • Up to 90-second ad breaks • No skip option • Designed mainly for TV viewing • Fewer, but longer ad interruptions • Higher ad revenue focus They want more users to pay for Premium

@chibidoki Any of the classic "Papa's" games (Freezeria, Burgeria, etc.)

ive been really into playing childhood games (like PVZ or Bloons) can you please give me more suggestions??? :D

@RealPostFolder This is an actual thing A lot of newer cars now have Lane Drift Assist, which pulls you back into the middle of your lane if you start to drift out You have to turn your turn signal on to change lanes/turn :v

@Dipindotty I jus need a thousand I could fix a truck and have a vehicle of my own with that kind of money :v

You’re not depressed. You just need $250,000 in your bank account

@28th_Wafful @incontinentcell yoohoo!!! robot relations mentioned!!!

robot fuckers united posting ive seen similar versions of this meme and wanted a robot version and spent WAY too long for this

@madokaleninist Unironically, Nevada would be a good-ish name Like it isn't my first choice but it's definitely serviceable as a name

maine would be a beautiful name for a girl

@wolfhatfacts Old men even joke about it. When I go to Church, I usually see a couple older gentlemen in the Lobby "How're you, Mister Junior?" "I can't complain, Mister Billy." "Don't nobody wanna hear it, huh?" "I reckon so." Like clockwork.

Because we’ve been told all our lives, nobody gives a fuck.

@OldInternetFeel I *have* a 75GB Hard Drive My first non-family PC had it in it. It has three years of my life, and Windows 10 on it.

Who Needs a 75GB Hard Drive? (Maximum PC - August 2000)

@SandyofCthulhu Both of my sisters have Blue eyes Mine were Brown right out the gate Both of my parents have Brown eyes :v

1) blonde hair often goes darker as you age. My wife had pale blonde hair as a kid and a teen. Then it became light brown. Now it's going blonde again (she says it's gray, but I know the truth). 2) Brown hair is dominant. Blonde is recessive. Thus if Riley's parents each had 1 brown hair gene & 1 blonde hair gene, there is a 25% chance of a blonde kid. It's more complicated than that but you get the point.

One of the most brutal realities of the male experience that nobody talks about is the absolute "affection desert" they live in. A woman can get a hug, a genuine compliment, and deep emotional support from her platonic friends on a random Tuesday. A man can go an entire calendar year without another human being touching his arm, asking if he's okay, or giving him a sincere compliment. We’ve built a society where a man only gets to experience basic human warmth if he is actively providing for a partner. Outside of that, he is completely invisible.

@Rush2131 Playing this game genuinely changed my life Give it a shot, I'm sure you'll love it

Yknow what, lets give it a try yeah? I purposely trying to avoid this game along time ago just because of pure avoidance of popularity and the memes of the game when its released, and now since this came out randomly on my timeline, why not giving it a shot?

@SixxSketch Hooters Girl Goblin would go crazy

Kinda bummed about taking a massive dip but that just means I have to work harder. Give me some outfit ideas for this creature, I love drawing stuff for my community. 🥹

@Smthingedgy @saveusculture This needs to be the top comment

@saveusculture Unpopular opinion but I consider this an upside of HDDs. I've never had a jamming disk die before I could copy it whole. Meanwhile SSDs work fine until sudd

"click click" "..." "click click" "..."

@REYCALL1 I better get a dm.

drop a comment if you want tomboy art in your dms ~

@TotallyNotDrex I have to water the shitbird...

Prosper you stupid poultry

@vicE1398 @siaxares If you tap that little shield it specifically says "This may not be accurate, as the user may be using a VPN" They're legit.

@siaxares Stfu!

This is a stressful night for all Iranians. My family and I have huddled together, having spent all our money stocking up on non-spoiling necessities. We're now completely out of funds as people are not getting paid. Unsure what the next few hours will bring — but we are as ready as we’ll ever be. Whatever happens, as long as enough of Iran remains to save, we Iranians will rise up and topple this regime. If the electricity goes out, so does our internet. Even my Starlink won’t work then. If that happens, I want to thank @Starlink for being a most welcome light in our darkness. Every single piece of real information that has ever come out of Iran — whether directly or indirectly through VPNs like V2ray that first connect via Starlink — has only been possible because of Starlink. Everything else is just regime propaganda from agents with their special white SIM cards that have unrestricted access. The Islamic Republic worships death and kills its own citizens with impunity. I pray that president Trump delivers on his promise, and that the US and Israel level the playing field so we can finally deal with the regime — without destroying too much of Iran, so there’s still something left to save and rebuild. Trump's words are usually extreme, so I hope "end of a civilization" is just scare tactics. Soon, this nightmare of evil will end. I know it in my heart. #DigitalBlackOutIran‌ #IranMassacre‌

@Murace4 I would let her do unspeakable things to me.

evil shark

@WatcherontheWeb Gonna tell my redneck friends the proverb is "If the turkey don't gobble, he won't get shot" and will immediately become the funniest person at my Bible Study group

"If the pheasant doesn't cry out, it won't get shot." It means that if it hadn't said something unnecessary, it could've avoided disaster." Friends..... I just found a VERY useful Japanese proverb that encapsulates the lesson from Geo-politics today... It's damn near a new kind of poetry the way the timeline provides....

@Urban__Tree Every Sunday, I greet a woman at Church. She's one of the older ladies. But every time I see her, I give her a hug, and she asks me how I'm doing... ...and if I'm still single. And when I say yes, she says "Oh, well that's such a shame- you know, some girl is missing out!"

I had a random stranger ask me one day if boys like getting flowers, saying she wanted to get something for her boyfriend. I told her personally I’d like anything my girlfriend would give me as a gift and she took that and decided to buy them. She asked me if my girlfriend buys me flowers, and when I told her I’m single, she just looked at me and said “I don’t know how… you seem really sweet.” I haven’t stopped thinking about that day…