OMO AWORI

@bod_repuplic Carshamadupe

A baby born in a morning is called Monica, evening is Evelyn, floor is Florence, what do we call baby born in a car?

@tall_chilizzy Be like that your stretch marks reach your brain

Before we start dating, these are the requirements: •You must have ₦100 million in your bank account. •You must earn ₦10 million monthly (minimum). •You must pay me ₦7 million every month for being a beautiful, supportive girlfriend. •You must take full responsibility for my parents’ needs. •You must build a house for me in my name. •You must fly me out every month to any country of my choice. •You must be dark, tall, handsome, and fine (this one is non-negotiable). •You must employ cleaners and a personal chef in my home to take care of me.

@Bosco_Utd All of them

Who should stand up for Sergio Ramos to sit?

@cuppymusic Aunty Florence my eyes are on you 😩

Hardly home but always reppin 🤞🏾

@_BarnyO So you carry my TikTok comment enter here and you no fit tag me …..

This one na Babatunde😩😂

@_ColePalmer Xavi Hernandez

Who are you adding 🤔 ???....

@Amy_beke Not even the word of God can stop the moment.

Men, what can make you lose interest at this point?

@blackmarby5 Fuck the hell out of them both

You walked in on your girlfriend cheating but with a girl…what will you do?😳

@Georgebabs_ Puff smoke

@MissFawzia_ If you like gym…

He slapped your mom,what’s your next move ?

@olisaemeka_G Played along side him at udala fc very talented and humble player.

Ugwu Valentine. “Neymar” Made season best 11 last season. Won the highest number of MoTm awards last season. Has already won 1 motm in 4 games this season whilst nominated in the 3 other matches. A central attacking midfielder, who can also play from the wing or supporting striker. Was solution fc top scorer and player of the season. Fast Very creative Press resistant Can shoot Very good dribbler Good ball carrier Great personality off the pitch

@Adhekunbi Abeg no the kind things you dey use las prayer o

This food will never be your portion.

@ISsossy A quick shortcut to wherever you’re going, but risky to pass through

Facts about this type of roads?

@shalomdfirst I see that you’re pregnant😔

@HannaVibees @utdnem This is my list.

@utdnem Pedri, Vitinha, D. Rice, Mc Allister, Musiala, Belli, Cole Palmer, Fede Valverde

Who's the best midfielder of our generation?

@Gen_Buhar This guys are not harmful, this is literally unfair.

This morning, Amotekun officers in Lagelu LGA apprehended suspected Fulani bandits at Iwo Road... GUMI , Peter Obi, El-Rufai, and Atiku tell your boys to avoid SW . We will capture them and buried them alive .

@Alkaneseries Leso leso

Yoruba sweet like mad! 😂 That rubbish wey dey your mind, no be me go post am for you! I know it starts with a “D”

@_belikebaddy This na island no be normal gathering o

What’s one fact about this type of gathering?

@TwentyOne_OBO Pedro by far

Let’s settle this; Who is the greatest Barcelona Number 7 ever?

@onyeka_chi2 She thick for up, Fat for middle, then chubby for down

Is she thi!ck🍑 , chubby 0r fat ?🤔