Gaper Clam
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Gaper Clam
@GaperClam
A gaper clam, also known as a horseneck clam, is a large bivalve mollusk found along the Pacific coast of North America.

11 years ago, a 16-year-old kid was bagging groceries at a supermarket when a customer took his photo without him knowing and posted it online. Alex Lee started his shift on 2 November 2014 with 144 Twitter followers. By the time his mum picked him up from work that evening, he had 100,000. By the next morning, 300,000. His phone number was leaked and the notifications crashed it completely. Within days, #AlexFromTarget was the number one trending topic on the platform. Girls showed up at his store in groups. A man offered his co-workers a hundred dollars to find out where he was. His manager moved him to the stockroom to finish his shift. His family’s personal and financial records were leaked online. His girlfriend, who he’d met in chemistry class two weeks earlier, started receiving threats from strangers. He appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show, was flown across the country for appearances, and eventually had to leave school because of it all. The day he turned 18 he moved cities to try to build a career in social media. He hated it. One manager took control of his accounts. Another allegedly stole over $30,000 from him. He fired them both and quit the internet entirely. He’s 27 now. Lives with his girlfriend, loads trucks at a delivery depot in the mornings, and has no public social media presence. In 2024 he said the job pays less but he’s a lot happier. “I never wanted to be ‘Alex from Target.’ Absolutely not.”


I notice that women tend to outnumber men in these polycules - which is how polygamy always works.



This song was written in 20 minutes of pure rage after hearing how a senator got his son out of the draft for Vietnam...


Nobody disputes that Mary Lau was driving 75 miles per hour on San Francisco streets when she struck and killed an entire family. On Friday, a judge is expected to give her probation. After that, she could get her license back. The case raises the question, what is justice?


The First Lady of NYC was a Teaboo

notice how they don’t put lettuce, sour cream, or weird ass yellow cheese in there? EXACTLY!


Young men today can't change a tire. Ok, and did their dads try to teach them how?



A nanobot helping a sperm with motility issues along towards an egg. These metal helixes are so small they can completely wrap around the tail of a single sperm and assist it along its journey






The problems of the West summed up in one picture.


These two California towns sit just 20 miles apart across the Sierra Nevada but reaching one from the other requires a 350 mile drive















