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Gaper Clam

@GaperClam

A gaper clam, also known as a horseneck clam, is a large bivalve mollusk found along the Pacific coast of North America.

Katılım Haziran 2025
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Hunter📈🌈📊
Hunter📈🌈📊@StatisticUrban·
It seems pretty concerning from a 2026 perspective that society went nuts lusting over a 16yo.
Dr. Lemma@DoctorLemma

11 years ago, a 16-year-old kid was bagging groceries at a supermarket when a customer took his photo without him knowing and posted it online. Alex Lee started his shift on 2 November 2014 with 144 Twitter followers. By the time his mum picked him up from work that evening, he had 100,000. By the next morning, 300,000. His phone number was leaked and the notifications crashed it completely. Within days, #AlexFromTarget was the number one trending topic on the platform. Girls showed up at his store in groups. A man offered his co-workers a hundred dollars to find out where he was. His manager moved him to the stockroom to finish his shift. His family’s personal and financial records were leaked online. His girlfriend, who he’d met in chemistry class two weeks earlier, started receiving threats from strangers. He appeared on Ellen DeGeneres’ talk show, was flown across the country for appearances, and eventually had to leave school because of it all. The day he turned 18 he moved cities to try to build a career in social media. He hated it. One manager took control of his accounts. Another allegedly stole over $30,000 from him. He fired them both and quit the internet entirely. He’s 27 now. Lives with his girlfriend, loads trucks at a delivery depot in the mornings, and has no public social media presence. In 2024 he said the job pays less but he’s a lot happier. “I never wanted to be ‘Alex from Target.’ Absolutely not.”

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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
@CartoonsHateHer Most of the poly groups I have met have been 1 woman and 2 or 3 men. The men are usually nice but seem a little "off".
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Spam Johnson@SpamJohnso70416·
@TheGrandZero Funny because Primus, who youd also think is from the south is from the el cerrito area too
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
@RealDianeYap Yes if you’re senile enough to mix up the pedals to the point where you manslaughter a family you should be euthanized.
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
Toddlers instinctively know what foods are the healthiest to eat. If you want to heal your gut eat like a toddler. Bananas and French fries. Grapes are also ok but only if you cut them in half.
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VB Knives
VB Knives@Empty_America·
If you are trying to get your kid diagnosed with a learning disability and get an "IEP" in order to have test accommodations, you may want to consider that this is generally disqualifying for military service. So you delete some of the leading options for actual free college!
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
@Empty_America Thanks to you tube videos you no longer need a dad to teach you how to do things. This weekend I installed some LVP flooring did my dad teach me? No, the only things he taught me were how to open a beer bottle off of a table and to spend more money than you make.
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Rafoel@theRafoel·
@lisatomic5 I am a man and I also react negatively. Something is... deeply, instinctually wrong with this. That sperm is unable to perform it's only biological function. It is a failed specimen. And you use it to create a human anyway. What could be result of that?
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Andrew A.Abbott
Andrew A.Abbott@realAAAbbott·
First thing we skills test for is "can you run a cordless drill". 98% of guys under 35 in fact cannot. They can't run a cordless drill properly, safely. You aren't going to learn to be a plumber or electrician in 2 years because you don't even know enough to change a tire.
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
@realAAAbbott @Empty_America I can understand them stripping screws, dropping the self tappers, putting holes in the wrong place, etc. But I can't imagine how anyone can unintentionally injure themself with a cordless drill.
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Andrew A.Abbott
Andrew A.Abbott@realAAAbbott·
Probably deserves its own thread, but basically we have them drill a hole with a bit, a hole saw, and then we give them like 10 self tappers to thread into a 18 gauge aluminum panel. 98% of them cannot do it without almost seriously injuring themselves. This isn’t just a skills gap. It’s a Grand Canyon.
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
@RealDianeYap Babies are fine they don't cause too many problems until they're about 2 or 3. Dogs are only ok if they're well behaved. Gays no longer bother me now that I'm no longer in my 20's.
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
@lymanstoneky To connect a campground to a 800 person town? There is already a walking path they can take.
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Daractenus
Daractenus@Daractenus·
In an attempt to explain just why it is that some 77 million Americans voted for the dumbest man alive to be their president for a second time, I’m absolutely delighted to present you with the expanded list of US food that you cannot legally sell in Europe!🧵
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
@uncle_deluge In Portland Oregon there is a type of public drinking fountain called a Benson Bubbler no other drinking fountains are referred to as bubblers. Implies that there was once a time they said bubbler there.
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Ante D. Luvian
Ante D. Luvian@uncle_deluge·
Albion's Seed talks about this
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Ron Z
Ron Z@RZ_GreatLakes·
@amazingmap It would make sense to bore a 20' mile tunnel somewhere close as then you could connect to 95 and run South into Vegas. Future project for the Boring company.
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Amazing Maps@amazingmap·
These two California towns sit just 20 miles apart across the Sierra Nevada but reaching one from the other requires a 350 mile drive
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Gaper Clam@GaperClam·
Walked past a gay bar in Portland OR on my way to a coffee shop and it had AI art on an event promo flyer. Even the libs are AI infested now.
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