UTFT 💙⚽️

@stephdaisym7w Another OF hoe. Piss off love

felt cute, might delete a bit later :P

@youngy18 Singer?

It’s time to say goodbye to the playing football world and it’s time for the next chapter in my life to begin 🎤 and I’m looking forward to it .

Right, time to properly sign out ✍🏾 What can I say, it’s the right time for me to hang up my boots and call it a day on my career and what a way to go out, gaining automatic promotion, it was exactly the way I saw it happening and the reason why I signed for the club!

@BenedictSpence @carolcoulter3 @mickybluey Rattled aren't you. 🤣

@carolcoulter3 @mickybluey If you think as hard as you search, you might just get it.

Rip down the new Banksy statue in London and throw it in the Thames.

@JuliaHB1 @ccharlie_123 Yes love

@ccharlie_123 Did he? 🤔

This statue is the latest Banksy artwork. He's so trite and predictable, I'm surprised his stuff isn't sold as M&S cards.

@markgoldbridge Aged like a fine wine 🍷 😌

Lampard getting Coventry job over Ruud is laughable! Total mate rates because the owners are pally with Rednapp...

@Thebestfigen It's AI.

A security camera captured the exact moment a child stopped in front of the image of Jesus, cleaned the area, said a prayer, and left. His family raised him very well; he respects values ​​and beliefs.

@benonwine Remember not long ago when they sacked a young fella with Autism. Horrible store, Horrible management

SACKED after 17 years… for stopping a thief. A Waitrose worker in Clapham Junction has lost his job after intervening to stop someone stealing Easter eggs. Walker Smith, 54, had given 17 years of service only to be shown the door for trying to do the right thing. No warning. No loyalty. Just gone. What message does that send to staff and to every other would be shoplifter wanting an easy target. Do your job… but don’t actually protect the business. Waitrose have ABSOLUTELY no loyalty to their staff they are quite happy to dispense of Loyal partners like yesterdays rubbish.

@StPhilipthe2nd @kevfloorlayer @Everton Nah, their all cunts mate, the lot of them. I like to take my frustrations out on randomers on twitter and love it when I get a bite. Cheers 😘

@GarethRoutledge @kevfloorlayer @Everton Strange thing to wish for, I wish you and all your family well. Try to be a little nicer around them than you are on X to randomers x

Happy Easter, Blues! #AllTogetherNow 💙

@StPhilipthe2nd @kevfloorlayer @Everton Nice one Phill lad. Hope you eat too much chocolate and shit ye pants

@GarethRoutledge @kevfloorlayer @Everton Such a nice lad you Gaz. Happy Easter 🐣

@StPhilipthe2nd @kevfloorlayer @Everton £4 a month to let all know you're a wanker is alot. I manage to do that without spending a penny every month

@GarethRoutledge @kevfloorlayer @Everton £4 a month ain’t that much you know kid. But happy Easter. Nice to see you sharing such Christian values,

@StPhilipthe2nd @kevfloorlayer @Everton You pay for twitter you blue tick wanker

@kevfloorlayer @Everton This you yesterday 😂😂😂. Such Christian values.

@FrankEra_ @SullyTalkz

🚨🇸🇳 | NEW: #MUFC are monitoring Iliman Ndiaye ahead of the summer. The player would be OPEN to the opportunity of moving on and sees United as a DREAM club. [@SullyTalkz]

@EFC_FanAdvisory Hate Monday night games especially 8pm kick offs

FAB statement about the re-scheduling of fixtures and our call for meaningful consideration to be given to fans by the PL and broadcasters, and for robust Club support on behalf of its fans.

@EvertonNewsFeed He had a half decent squad to play with at Forrest and done fuck all. People who are shite at their job generally look for excuses or blame somebody else

🗣️“When I was at Everton, I was very close to getting McTominay…I'm not gonna name, there was a player who's going the other way…and I couldn't get it over the line…I reckon that could have changed everything for me” - Former Everton Manager, Sean Dyche

@SpursOfficial Dyche ball incoming

We can confirm that it has been mutually agreed for Head Coach Igor Tudor to leave the Club with immediate effect. Tomislav Rogic and Riccardo Ragnacci have also left their respective roles of Goalkeeping Coach and Physical Coach. We thank Igor, Tomislav and Riccardo for their efforts during the past six weeks, in which they worked tirelessly. We also acknowledge the bereavement that Igor has recently suffered and send our support to him and his family at this difficult time. An update on a new Head Coach will be provided in due course.

@JACKDEL15 @EvertonNewsFeed The Everton da's mate

@EvertonNewsFeed Who are the 6% 🤣

📊Moyes to get a new contract🤔 Happy with that blues?

@SunderlandAFC Nice one fellas 👏

IT'S HAPPENED AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

@TraMufc 🤡

@TheFrenchHench I always say Everton Fans are like brothers and sisters, we fall out, we disagree but when we have to, we stick together and we fight. We are Everton and Everton is us. UTT

What I weirdly loved about that time was the show of defiance and grit Everton fans have. We could have sat in silence and accepted our fate. But we never ever gave up, no matter how hard it got. Il forever remember that time and il always be proud of us for sticking together.

@Everton The guys a V8 engine, should definitely see if we can get another year out of him

Idrissa was absolutely everywhere last night. 🔋