Gareth Young

@StatmanDave Couldn’t have happened to a nicer bloke.

Bernardo Silva's game by numbers vs. Real Madrid: 20 minutes played 1 penalty conceded 1 red card 1 tie over What was he doing?!?!?! 😳

Somebody just needs to bang John Fury out the geriatric fuck

Amorim should be in Jail. #MUFC

@SkySportsNews Probably decapitate him if he carries it on 🫢

BREAKING: Senior Saudi football officials are now expecting Cristiano Ronaldo to end his strike and play against Al Ittihad on Friday 🚨

We're not really in a position to laugh. But ....

Never going to score if you play a prop forward as your striker 🙄 #MUFC

Sooner Martinez is back and we can get shot of Dalot the better 🙄 #MUFC

Hang it in the Louvre 🤌🏽 #MUFC

@D_DeGea Still had this in ‘Drafts’ Dave eh? 🤣

Understand the low spirits for all our supporters - the season is not how we imagined it The squad are disappointed with everything so far, but we’re giving everything, and will come back with the fight needed for this club Sempre Viola 💜

That’s embarrassing that it took that long. Modern football is wank. #VAR #MUFC

Fitzpatrick 👏🏼👏🏼 Sit down Bryson laaaad 🤣 #RyderCup

Where’s the hostile atmosphere.. 🤣🤣 #RyderCup

🚨⚪️⚫️ EXCLUSIVE: Fulham agree deal for Kevin also on player side, here we go! €40m plus €5m add-ons, long term deal agreed with Kevin and deal sealed now. Despite Sporting pushing, Kevin joins #FFC.

Sir Jim #MUFC

@sistoney67 @David_Ornstein Had our pants down there

As per @David_Ornstein, Manchester United have made a third bid for Brentford striker Bryan Mbeumo that could be worth up to £70m. The offer is understood to be a £65m initial payment, with an additional £5m in add-ons. Brentford are yet to discuss the offer and have not communicated to United whether it will be accepted

Still recovering from last season.. not ready to think about the new season yet 😂😩 #MUFC 🇾🇪

Are we back already?! #MUFC 🇾🇪

You can’t say they haven’t given the global fanbase in Malaysia an authentic experience of watching Manchester United

McSauce 😍