Garrett Robinson

I just published Episode 13 of my next book, Quest, on my Patreon. That's over 150,000 words of the next book you can read even as a $1 patron. That's pretty good. patreon.com/garrettbrobins…

@MaisieLynn17 I snorted

Friend: “What’s ur favorite fruit?” Me: “Chappel Roan.”

@caraxesluvr Whoever said that is doomed to have a VERY hard time in marriage 😅

“galadriel has a husband she can’t be attracted to sauron”

@txtililibet I would never ever shut up about it if it were me 😂 Hell I just WENT to New Zealand and failed to work on the Hobbit movies and I tell that story all the time

@RRollplaying LOL...here come the CR fans, I bet. You brushed by one of the fan favorites again.

Shitty Character Idea: A warlock who has no idea who their pact is made to. They’ve never met their patron ever, and the party is beginning to suspect its a bit of a scam, despite the magic.

And like the tenth strongest person in the UNIVERSE. He only appears "weak" because all his best friends are the top nine.

Perhaps unearned self-assurance 😅

You guys are rolling perception checks before walking into the trap???

I saw this and thought "Damn, look how far we've come" before I realized the account that posted it was pulling some racist complaining bullshit. So, without that fuckery: Damn, look how far we've come.

@Bliss_Hughes In its way, the most heart wrenching scene of the whole second season. Because you KNEW it wouldn't work but you WANTED it to.

I love that there was an opportunity, depicted in live action, for this bridge between Elves and Uruk to be one of safe passage, even if no member of either side wished ever to see the other. A beautiful “what if” in the history of Middle-earth. #TheRingsOfPower

@silmarils_ How TRULY dare you

Arondir fighting alongside Isildur and Elendil in the Last Alliance and then having to go to Valinor mourning them both 😭

I know the entire world seems like a clusterfuck right now. But a dear friend of mine needs any help you can give, if you have the resources and bandwidth. Thanks. gofund.me/b0360943

@GailSimone THANK YOU!!! I have been a social pariah my whole life because of this!

I have never been able to finish watching Goonies and I don’t get the love that movie gets.

@fangsxbangs Amazon offers free returns on kindle books, but only for like 30 days or something. And plenty of these readers won't open it up within those 30 days, or won't ever open it at all. So the scammer cashes their checks and does it all over again.

@fangsxbangs They don't need to generate a good book with AI. They just need to generate something that passes as readable English. Then they run ads making it sound like the best book ever and pay for good reviews. Enough people will buy the book and leave it on their kindle "for later."

is this dialogue weird or am i on crack?

@fangsxbangs I mean "the headache still clinging to me like a hammer." Hammers. Famously clingy tools.

@fangsxbangs It's really bad. I honestly don't get why anyone thinks AI is worth pursuing.

@hankgreen Where is "I don't have any totes and don't desire any" 😂

One way my lifestyle is definitely very different than other lifestyles is I have a TREMENDOUS number of totebags. Where are you on that scale?

What was Galadriel doing during all the major events of The Hobbit? Nenya business.