Gary Ewing

Feeling sexy. #BathroomMirrorSelfie

.@AbbyEwingSumner Oh, I mean...I'm coming to find you!

.@AbbyEwingSumner *unzips pants*

@preemiedad1015 @KnotsLanding When I was in jail, actually. My cellmate, Lucifer Steele, taught me how to build bungalows out of jello cups.

.@ValeneEwing Hell, Valene...Knots Landing's just a place! Look, I can’t run anymore. This is my last chance not to run.

@conmccashin Lauraa?3

qJR wjat haopennedd too JRR?,

Wnere aam I? Wpere iss Abvy? Iss Avvy an hooiker?

@williamstafford @ValeneEwing Wow, thanks a lot, pal! I've been sober for three days. Not that it's any of your concern.

@ValeneEwing Val! Or Verna...or whoever the hell you think you are! Don't marry that man! Can't you see he's a creep?

Happy 66th Birthday to Mr Theodore Tillman Shackelford III aka @GaryArthurEwing !! youtube.com/watch?v=mit7nW… #knotslanding

@Knots_Landing @garyarthurewing I hope he is having a great birthday and that we may see Gary Ewing again !

Thanks to all my new followers, but I won't be joining your alcoholism programs. I'm a one program kind of man. I'd never cheat on AA.

@Nick___Morrison No, you can't! I didn't kill her. I swear.

@Nick___Morrison Shit!

@Gianni862 @valeneewing @karenfairgate @cijidunne ...Ciji?

@Nick___Morrison WHAT? I didn't kill Ciji. You're arresting the wrong man.

@Chip__Roberts @DianaFairgate Good God, have you people never heard of private messages? I'm calling the police.

@ChasingC00per @Ben____Gibson @AbbyEwingSumner @KarenFairgate @ValeneEwing What are you talking about?

@Gianni862 Thanks, John. I hear you're our new neighbor. Be sure to stop by sometime.