Karen Fairgate

.@MPMackMacKenzie MACK! I'm going to kill you.

Save the whales!

.@AbbyEwingSumner I'd help, but I'm a little busy recovering from the BULLET WOUND that your "business associates" inflicted on me. #bitch

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I just met my new neighbors, @ValeneEwing and @GaryArthurEwing! Dinner tonight at my house -- who's in? #PartyInDaHood

@The_MicheleLee You look familiar...have we met before?

Alright, I've had enough! Which one of you sent me a box of snakes?

@jedisista And I miss YOU! I hate not being on TV Thursday nights at 10. That's not the way it's supposed to be, Amy!

@SidFairgate Not Sparky! Oh, well. Looks like the scoop squad is out of commission.

@AnnieFairgate WHAT? I'm in and out all afternoon! What if the kids saw you?

I met my new neighbors, @ValeneEwing and @GaryArthurEwing today! They're coming over later to meet the dog.

He'll be here soon. I can sense it. My intuition is never wrong. I need help. I'm running out of time and ammonia.

I just found a truckstop, and a nice homeless man let me borrow his iPhone to tweet for help. But the scary man is still on my trail!

Help! A scary man locked me in a room and then tried to burn me to death! I've been running through the woods for the past four months.

@ValeneEwing ...Val?! Why are you in Tennessee?

@DavidFarentino Please tell your mom that Karen says hi!

@Knots_Landing @karenfairgate @davidfarentino Happy Birthday ! I hope she has a wonderful day. Miss Karen and the whole cul-de-sac !

@Knots_Landing @KarenFairgate @DavidFarentino Wow. Happy Birthday to a classy and talented lady!

RT @Knots_Landing: Happy 70th Birthday today to Ms Michele Lee aka @KarenFairgate Mackenzie (cont) tl.gd/i0tb36

Happy 70th Birthday today to Ms Michele Lee aka @KarenFairgate Mackenzie youtube.com/watch?v=lL78-X… #knotslanding @DavidFarentino