Heywood

@traceyh415 Yup. 2 shots over time. Arm hurt a little. No problemo!

Anyone get the shingles vaccine? I keep putting it off but I feel like it is time.

@saniyafatma1278 Her hair looks nice! (Gramma).

Took grandma to adopt a cat , his name is Henry

@basicbeach4001 I have zero ducks, but I do have a Jeep. Mostly don't like the term "fag".

@GaryBulen Okay gimme a duck reveal Heywood

If you are a boy with a jeep and your dash is filled with ducks you’re a #fag

@HistoryUnd Dennis Rodman seconds right? Eeew.

Carmen Electra

@StellaParton @Michael_J_Matt They'll be swinging snakes around the oval office before you know it.

@Michael_J_Matt Total horseshit from the phony Trump on down. She’s crazy just like Trump.

Oh my goodness… I know I’m not the only one feeling an overload of cringy secondhand embarrassment. Surely His Excellency could’ve asked for directions to the restroom when Pastor Paula started babbling about Trump being like Jesus Christ... Are these lunatics trying to get profiled on SNL??

@JoeWest784409 Allowed to leave the country. Regular people would have court appearances. Equal justice?

Seems Tiger’s most ardent supporters think I am criticizing Tiger. Struck me as odd his legal team’s first move was to get permission to leave the country for treatment. Statement cited risk of setback if he stayed. Natural to wonder why the risk of set back is greater in the US

@sbenfamily 12 pound test is fine for leader.

Back to fishing..had my heart broken. Any Advice?

@JonAguiar Nope. Trump's a dick, a prick, asshole, shithead, fuckstick, douche, whatever. Don't resort to insulting innocent people with the "r" word.

I'm glad we can say retard again Because half of you elected a retard as president

@RedCross Congrats Paul! I'm at a measly 5 gallons and 2 pints. One more tomorrow!

At 91 years old, Paul Wells recently made his 280th blood donation, marking an incredible milestone of 35 gallons of blood donated over his lifetime. He made his first blood donation when he was just 16 years old — right before deploying to Korea. After serving, donating blood became his lifelong mission. “I was military, and I’ve seen too much of it spilled on the ground,” Paul said. “I knew the need was there, military or civilian. Every single day, for multiple reasons, people need blood. That’s why I continued.” Over the decades, he has helped save over 600 lives. “35 gallons doesn’t really resonate as being a lot,” Paul said. “Until you see seven 5-gallon cans and you say, ‘My God! That’s a lot of blood!’” Help us celebrate Paul in the comments for reaching this milestone! We’re so grateful to dedicated blood donors like him who help make our mission possible. ❤️

@lady_valor_07 🖕your thumb.

Give me a Thumbs-Up 👍 if you support this American Hero!

@DADiClementi Cagney. Actor/dancer extraordinaire!

Humphrey DeForest Bogart all the way!

@talledcombs Wonder if Bill Shatner smoked?

People born after about 1995 cannot comprehend the level of SMOKING EVERYWHERE even in the 1990s, let alone the 1960s. I wasn't there for it by a longshot but 1960s-wise? Mentally replace the water bottles you see in a day with cigarettes and you've ballparked it.

@PensTheName 128' Keizer Oregon, Willamette Valley.

Curious.. What is rhe elevation where you live? 5,538 feet in Butte, Montana.

@patriottakes Just who pees where?

Trump, his granddaughter, and Elon Musk hanging out with Caitlyn Jenner. Funny how trans people magically become ok when they are at Mar-a-Lago.

@NUCLRGOLF @TWlegion You should both be in jail.

🚨🇺🇸🐅 JUST IN — PRESIDENT TRUMP HAS SPOKEN WITH TIGER WOODS POST-ARREST. @TWlegion “I have (spoke with him). I think he’s doing great, he’s doing good. He tested negative for alcohol, as you know, and he is under a tremendous physical pressure from his various ailments, you know, the back and the leg. He lives a life of pain. He has a lot of pain. He’s an amazing guy. He’s an amazing athlete. He does have pain. He doesn’t have an alcohol problem, but he does have pain.” (Via: @nypost)

@TheMasters His presence? Wrecking a car into a sand trap in his honor? What a joke.

I bet the costume collection between Noem and her husband is pretty impressive. They could start a Halloween store.

@Maga4liberty Hey troops! Don't want to go to Iran? Put on some giant titties!👀

Reports claim some US troops may be failing drug tests to avoid deployment⚠️🇺🇸 What would you say to those troops???

@RobertLusetich Just keep those vicodin coming!

Last time he did this, he came out of rehab and won the 2019 Masters. Godspeed, Tiger.