Gary Funk

Love isn't about who you can see spending the rest of your life with. It's about who you can't see spending the rest of your life without.

@ennui365 @janiecet19 The "but I paid for MY education" crowd should really look into the meaning and importance of breaking generational curses.

THE ROCKIES ARE GONNA WIN THE PENNANT LFG

April fools doesn’t hit the same living in a misinformation epidemic

This is not a joke!! Great deal. Today only. 🎟️ mlb.com/rockies/ticket…

Anybody going downtown on Opening Day Friday? Can’t wait to paint the town purple. Also, stop by my homies tailgate! Horsemen baby!

@mhdksafa FWIW, in the United States right now “the people” can’t stop anything. “The people” don’t want this war, any of it, and the Representatives in Congress of “the people” refuse to listen to “the people”, and refuse to do their constitutional duty of control over war making.

In celebration of the inaugural season of @denversummitfc, let’s support @soccerwoborders Colorado in bringing the game, along with English language learning and community connection, to refugee and immigrant youth. I’ll match fifty $5 donations here: secure.qgiv.com/for/onlinedona…

Fair trades with The Captain 🤝

This might sound silly because obviously I've intellectually known this for awhile. But today it really hit me that I'll actually be back at Coors Field watching baseball this weekend and now I'm ridiculously excited!!!

This sums MAGA up nicely.

Congrats to the Nix Family! 💙

If the only cost for breaking the law is a fine, then laws only apply to poor people.

@WhiteHouse Not a chance in hell. Your dumbass cult followers will download it but the rest of us Normal Americans with brains know better.

Spain Prime Minister Pedro Sanchez: "Trump is someone who will set the world on fire and then blame smoke caused by that. He has been wrong for 18 days of war. I urge everyone to call him out" Retweet if you agree with Spain Prime Minister.

America must add an amendment to our Constitution giving citizens the power to remove a President when Congress refuses to do their sworn duty. Don’t you think so?

🚨🚨🚨 Hey MAGA, REPUBLICANS, WAKE UP “Not in the tax bracket to be Republican.’ ⁦@ThorenBradley⁩

Nicknames for the Denver Broncos 🐎

RT to help us wish former @broncos LB @smj2852 and C K.C. Jones a happy birthday! 🥳

@drodvik52 @Mollyploofkins @Hynek_Maneuver Just sharpie his name every bill you get with it on there. That's what I'll do with any I get. Remember, he likes his name heavily redacted!

@Mollyploofkins @Hynek_Maneuver I rarely carry cash anymore. I would give back anything with this criminal’s name on it. I refuse to aid in its circulation.

US paper currency will bear Trump's signature starting this summer, the first time a sitting president has signed American money. Treasury Secretary Scott Bessett said it was suitable as part of moves to mark the U.S. 250th anniversary.