Gary Matthews

I'm probably here until the wheels fall off this stupid fucking carcrash of a website, but for future reference: @garymatthews.bsky.social

@hvsperus @FionaSmall Oh I suppose the part where they had to flee a mysterious death that came from a ship and were hounded by a torch welding mob led by a doctor had nothing to do with it.

@GaryJMatthews @FionaSmall not really, it was just some medical academic who wrote an article on it a while back and all the irish tabloids jumped on it. that interpretation is like “is iago gay” but that’s actually compelling analysis

It’s not a technicality when he was born, raised and lived in Ireland until his 30s

@Skint_Eastwood1 Two cunts

Ricky Gervais Roasts Bob Geldof Live on BBC… Then Gets Hit With a Brutal Grammy Clapback Gervais was asked about going to the Grammys and casually replied that it was enough effort just getting dressed up for The One Show. He then turned to Bob Geldof and delivered the roast: “I usually get accused of being scruffy on telly, but I knew Bob was on, so the pressure’s off.” 😂 Bob didn’t hold back and fired back: “Hilarious hey? He’s a comedian. Grammy nominated, by the way. Some people on this couch have a Grammy already.” Ricky’s response: “Do you really? Oh… that is annoying. That is annoying. That is annoying.”

@G7SEV It's shit stirring. Creating an opportunity for something to go wrong so they can get a story out of it.

@GaryJMatthews I just read it’s John Cross who’s pushed this? What a weird fucking thing to be doing

Who’s cooked up this weird applauding Jota at Old Trafford discourse on here??

@timsoret Fuck up Tim. Taking the moral high road as if criticism is only valid when risking your life.

I find Banksy incredibly shallow. His work has fundamentally nothing to say, and his selection of causes shows a complete lack of courage. Notice how he never combats actual obscurantism, fanaticism & authoritarianism (where he would be thrown in jail for life).

@adewale6567 Fuck up

Mainoo requested to leave multiple times but Amorim refused. If Amorim had accepted, he’d been gone by now. Since Carrick came in, Mainoo has only perform well against Chelsea and Brentford. I like Mainoo but what he did during those period shouldn’t be welcomed or overlooked.

@MaskedLogic @MUFC__Prince How do you get Manchester United back if you don't improve?

@MUFC__Prince Some fans want improvement. Others want Manchester United back.

I’ve noticed something about some fans who want Michael Carrick permanently at Manchester United. A lot of them never truly experienced United winning Premier League titles consistently. So their expectations of what this club should look like are completely different. They see top 4, good vibes and moments… and think progress. But when you’ve actually seen United at their peak, you think differently. You think about control. Dominance. Standards. Sustained excellence. That’s why some of us care less about short-term results and more about whether the football can actually lead back to the top. Because being “competitive” was never supposed to be the ambition at Manchester United. Being champions was.

@luntylar @NOELY1982 The irony

@NOELY1982 Because a UTD fan suggested it. Which is a nice gesture. Personally I dont see why it would bother anyone but if you dont fair enough. I'd rather your fans simply refrained from tragedy chanting.

Incredibly weird this I've not seen a headline or appeal like this for any other Liverpool game Why now ?

@SkyNews Still guilty of having a massive potato head

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@Omea_AI If nobody could be bothered to make it why would I be bothered to play it?

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@heisfab_ Easy to be that reactive when you have unlimited funding hidden by cheating

That rebuild at Manchester City is so aggressive, and if we’re being honest, it’s hard not to feel a bit jealous watching it unfold. They’re not sentimental about players. The moment they sense decline or the need for a refresh, decisions are made early. Older players are moved on or phased out, and replacements are already lined up before it becomes a problem. And the scary part is what comes next. When a club like City starts clearing space in the squad, you just know they’re about to attack the market aggressively, younger profiles, high energy, players that fit exactly into what they want to do. Compare that to Manchester United, where transitions tend to drag, and decisions come late. That’s the difference, one club resets before things go wrong, the other tries to fix things after they already have, but we have gotten better, but not faster.

@NoushardMUFC 31% win rate

Ruben Amorim could have gotten us Champions League football if he stayed. The foundation Carrick is thriving on? That’s Amorim’s work… the players he brought in, the basics he drilled, the partnerships and instincts he built. Even now, you can see traces of it… even if some of it is starting to fade in players like Mbeumo and Amad. And let’s not forget — Amorim is a big reason Bruno Fernandes is still at Manchester United. Bruno was close to leaving, but Amorim pulled him back in because he believed in his project. Say what you want, but the roots of this progress didn’t just appear overnight.

@iamwater01 @Casemiro @xxl_doskid Dickhead response

@Casemiro @xxl_doskid Incredible atmosphere at Old Trafford for what exactly? Scraping past mid-table teams and calling it progress? 😭 Manchester United fans will hype anything these days standards have fallen through the floor. Come back when it’s actually a big night against elite opposition.

Incredible atmosphere at Old Trafford. We're very close to reach our goal !!!! Come on Reds !!! 🔴

@erikfinman @MelowYellow @Andercot Who the fuck is 'we'? You ain't doing this, and neither is anyone else.

@MelowYellow @Andercot That’s why we create new worlds, not ration the old one.

This is what a terraformed Mars can look like by 2060.

@vuirich @true_gael Funny if you're a cunt maybe

@true_gael Its just funny. Like the English having a Joan of Arc day which is celebrated everywhere as a British celebration but then the British eternally moaning about France at the same time.

Why do British people think the Irish don’t know this? This isn’t some big ‘gotcha’ moment

@Ham_zee111 More of a paragraph than a chapter

🚨 Did you know? Leroy Rosenior holds the record for the shortest managerial spell in English football history just 10 minutes. On 17 May 2007, he was officially unveiled as the new manager of Torquay United at a press conference. Ten minutes later, while the press conference was still underway, the club’s newly appointed owners called him to deliver the news: they had already agreed to appoint Colin Lee as director of football and Lee wanted Rosenior gone. Ironically, Lee himself had been sacked by Torquay just four months earlier in January 2007. The new owners brought him back with full control over football matters, and his first major decision was to sack the man who had been manager for less than a quarter of an hour. A truly wild chapter in football management history. ⚽

@OmegaLuke Ince

Garnacho joins the very small list of ex Manchester United players who the fans & players absolutely hate when they leave (there might be more, but it’s quite rarer to be fair. Alongside Tevez & Di Maria… Three Argentinians too

@ExoPlanetascom Light Day not Light Year.

NOTICIA ➡️ La NASA tiene que APAGAR un instrumento de la VOYAGER 1 🛰️ 🔜La nave lleva 49 años en el espacio, está a más de 25.000 millones de km de la Tierra (más de 172 Unidades Astronómicas). Es el objeto hecho por humanos más lejano de la historia. En noviembre de 2026 alcanzará el hito de estar a un día-luz de distancia, la señal de radio tardará 24 horas en llegar y otras 24 en volver. Si la Voyager pudiera ver la Tierra en detalle nos vería tal y como éramos un día antes. El 17 de abril de 2026 la NASA comunicó que los ingenieros apagaron el instrumento LECP (Low-energy Charged Particle experiment), que medía partículas cargadas de baja energía, iones, electrones y rayos cósmicos en el medio interestelar. La razón es que la Voyager 1 viaja con energía limitada. Cada año produce un poco menos de electricidad. La nave funciona gracias a tres generadores termoeléctricos (RTG) alimentados por plutonio-238, unos 4,5 kilos en 24 esferas, es un material que se desintegra lentamente, produciendo cada vez menos electricidad (pierde unos 4 vatios al año) y evidentemente no hay manera de ir y colocar esferas nuevas. Este es el octavo instrumento que se desactiva en Voyager 1. Se espera que la nave pueda seguir operando con al menos un instrumento hasta alrededor de 2030-2036, dependiendo de cuánto dure la energía restante. Después el silencio en un viaje hacia la eternidad ♾.

@ZyMazza I was ambivalent about the rocks but this thread and your cunty attitude makes me want to knock over every one I see from now on.

I’ve yet to hear a clear answer as to how exactly stone johnnies “disrupt the ecosystem”