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It's pretty bullshit that a song called Piano Man starts with a fuckload of harmonica
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Gary Pascal
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Gary Pascal
@GaryPascal
Contributor @theOnion | Co-host @murdertownpod | Trash donkey
Brooklyn, NY Katılım Nisan 2012
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No one created the land they live on. And yet they've been granted the ability to exclude others from it, backed by state force. All we ask is they pay the rest of society for the privilege to use this scarce resource, which itself derives much of its value from society around it
bob's burgers urbanist 🐿️@yhdistyminen
voice of the narrator: "Land ownership is, in fact, a privilege."
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Carrot Top is such a stupid name since the top of a carrot is green anyways. What an asshole
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Every time the United States starts another war, this comes to mind
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From the foreign policy geniuses who brought you “Biden needs to look sadder and send bags of rice to the kids he’s bombing in Gaza” comes “Trump needs to apologize for mass child murder.” Everything is a PR issue to be managed, not a crime to be ended.
Michael McFaul@McFaul
If we killed those Iranian girls, and the evidence appears overwhelming that we did, we should apologize now.
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if they nuke us can they make sure to do it in the morning i don’t wanna work all fucking day just to come home and get nuked
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Very funny that heated rivalry made non-sports watchers think hockey players were all woke guys having gay sex when really they’re just rich conservatives having gay sex
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What pisses me off the most about modern fascism is how bullshit all of its grievances are. Fascism first rose because a generation was scarred from war and impoverished. Now it rose because a bunch of losers couldn't stop jerking off to video games
Sir Humphrey 🇺🇦@bdquinn
Least fascist gamer.
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He was trying to abandon his kids to hang out with a pedophile on Christmas Day
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In 1890, about 20% of all Irish people in the world lived in and had recently arrived in the United States.
In 1910, about 15% of Italians globally lived in the United States.
This is a feature of our country, not a bug.
White Papers Policy Institute@WhitePapersPol
12% of all Nicaraguans now live in the United States, about 870,000 people. 50% of them (450,000) arrived between 2020 and 2024 under Biden's TPS and open borders policies. 7% of Nicaragua's population left & entered the US in just 4 years. America needs mass deportations.
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You cannot argue that leftists “cost” Democrats the election in 2024, then not cater to leftists in 2026 and 2028.
If you believe leftists are the swing vote, appeal to the swing vote.
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Yes - you do use an ID to vote in Congress..
With:
* A free ID paid for by the government.
* That they make sure you have received.
* In a voter roll you are automatically on and not purged from when eligible.
* With processes to manage your vote if you forget /lose your ID.
If you want mandatory voter ID, then include those kinds of provisions.
Otherwise you're just trying to make voter suppression easier.
Rep. Michael Cloud@RepMichaelCloud
For reference, this is how we vote in the US House: 1) Insert photo ID 2) Press button
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This use-case always puzzles me.
Either my emails are a couple of paras long, in which case I can read them myself in a couple of seconds, rendering AI unnecessary.
Or they're 40 paras long and whatever's going to bite me on the ass is well hidden, so I need to read every word.
⌜꩜: ᴍᴀʀɪᴀ ⌟@rottedbrainz
no thanks, I don’t want a half assed AI skimmed version of my email, I can read
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A lot of people who dance incessantly to YMCA thinking it’s a catchy song about having wholesome fun playing pickup basketball at the local Y and blast Born in the USA thinking it’s a proud tribute to how awesome the US is are big angry they couldn’t understand the lyrics tonight
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The same people who think we can’t afford free buses or child care also think the government should be responsible for shoveling out the cars they park on city streets for free after a snow storm.
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