gaby with one b

Woah there, traveler. You’ve been scrolling awhile. Enjoy this neutral post while you stop and rest.

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@PupperNelson I accept!

your mission, should you choose to accept it: 1. doodle nelson 2. post a photo of your masterpiece in the replies 🖼️ 🐶

let’s sit on the birding deck with mama 🐦‍⬛

Someone sold a plushie on Vinted and the buyer used it as a maternity pillow for their dog I’m crying look how happy she is 😭

the whales will not be watching the new hbo harry potter show. you might think this is because very few whales watch any television at all, but it is actually because jk rowling is a terf ass bitch

Its over for AI users You can now create whatever you want with just a pencil

@PupperNelson @new_medication Omg he’s so small and the flamingo is so big. !!

Flashback Friday: BABY NELSON and his flamingo. You’re welcome.

pls form an orderly line.

art IS political.

It was the best of times (being Hispanic during Bad Bunny half time show), it was the worst of times (being from New England when the Pats lose)

Harvard has updated their FREE online classes

@PupperNelson You’re sooooo clean now Nelson

I was brushed with the nice brush. 👍 Then I was waterboarded. 👎

Nobody tell him we’re going to the dog wash. 🤫 Smelly Nelly.

@PupperNelson We love you Nelson and NelsonMom!

Some reflections after yesterday:

Okay. I sat. Hand over the snack.

“ir al cine solo es otro nivel de soledad” como en realidad se siente ir al cine solo:

There are some problems a beer can’t fix. Sometimes you need a second beer

I had a million opportunities to waste money this year and I took them all. In fact, even when there wasn’t an opportunity, I created one.

“You didn’t snap me back” yeah that’s cause I’m 24 years old

hello brands, I hope this helps - if you use generative AI, I will think less of you as a brand and will make a deliberate effort to avoid your products in the future

@bunnigoop @LeLeLegosi His name is Bullseye, not Spot. But I know right! He’s always been a bull terrier!

@LeLeLegosi also the way Spot the target dog is a bull terrier

Why are we yassifing target dog