whalefact

whales are pretty fuckin big

Whimothy

@omn1trix @LionInCrisis he’s a fish, no arguments there. no fucking clue what the other dude is

@LionInCrisis @awhalefact your thoughts

bro, you're a fish

a whale would never give you explosive diarrhea doodoo disease, probably because there is no scenario in which a whale would gut the CDC and other programs directly responsible for mitigating the risk of explosive diarrhea doodoo disease

the biggest difference between whales and lindsey graham is that the whales have never actively worked against the betterment of their own constituents and also many whales are currently alive

@louvelune @titchashen total miscommunication. thought it was a tiny yacht. my bad.

@titchashen cc @awhalefact we need the other side of the story... 👀

In other news. Whale sinks Fire Rescue boat. But pretty sure was an accident. abcnews.com/GMA/News/capta…

the whales are not responsible for anything that may or may not have happened to mitch mcconnell, other than that which whales do for all humanity

independence?? more like in-da-ocean! haha because that’s where whales are

due to rising production costs and inflation, following playstation’s example, whales will no longer appear in physical form. while these new digital whales offer none of the advantages of an actual physical breathing whale, we have found that we don’t care, because profit is up

“i asked chatgpt” well i asked a whale and she said “OOooOooOOOOoo oOooo” and then sank a yacht

@PenguinScience0 lmfao please seek therapy 💙

@awhalefact I have planted tree. I have cleaned trash. I have recycled. I have built computer system. I have welded. I have built robots. I learned to program before AI. I have built lots of projects. Get off the internet. You're brain rotted. I actually have made an impact. You haven't.

more whales less data centers

@PenguinScience0 are you fucking stupid? without whales, the entire world’s ecosystem collapses. extinction level event. without data centers, you can’t ai your pictures to get that massive capitalistic dick out of your throat and boot off of your tongue. which seems more important

@awhalefact Eh data center more useful to my survival. I am tired of people fear mongering AI. You make the ignorant scared.

@nlanc “more / less” sounds better and flows more than “more / fewer”. tweets are not meant to follow arbitrary language laws. also whales don’t know grammar

@awhalefact fewer data centers

regardless of gender, if you need one today, any whale is large enough to be your big whale daddy. happy father’s day to all dads, whales, and whale daddies

my whales are enormous my global is warming every day it gets harder to survive knicks in five

apologies in advance if the whales do not show up to your social events this month, they’re just very busy being extra gay rn

my flippers are splashing my ocean is salty my whales i adore knicks in 4

this pride month, the only thing gayer than the whales is you

imagine a whale picture it in your mind the curves, the ridges, the barnacles now picture it in the ocean oh yeah that’s a whale alright

@wtrmain @L0velessL0ver @teagantapes it has the consistency of toothpaste! :D

@L0velessL0ver @teagantapes @awhalefact this can't be true