whalefact

whales are pretty fuckin big

the whales might be more concerned that today is friday the 13th if not for every day already being such a nightmare

@effiemysweet humpback whales have been documented to protect divers from sharks, so there’s that. it also should be noted that dolphins ARE whales. i’m sure the fish weren’t too happy about it though

@awhalefact I saw a nature film. A pod of dolphins had worked hard to encircle a shoal of fish and out of nowhere a whale came, opened it's big mouth and ate the whole shoal in one gulp. Not one fish was left for the dolphins. Dolphins would disagree with you wrt the kindness of whales😄😄🤷‍♀️

“the world isn’t kind” the whales are and you can be too. it is has never been more important than now

@The_Time_Exile it’s something you have to keep fighting to do. it’s worth it

@awhalefact I want to be kind but i feel myself becoming angry and hateful :(

the whales do be chasing krill though

the whales may not know how much time they have left, but what they do know is to spend that time with the ones they love, instead of wasting their lives chasing money and status

i don’t know how to say this in a fun whale way but there is never an excuse to kill children. stop fucking killing kids. stop creating pointless wars for profit. what the fuck is wrong with this world.

@qwnofeverything whalecome to the pod my friend :)

@awhalefact That gets a follow

zero whales have ever been injured or offended by a snowball fight, probably because the whales are not weak little cowards with a superiority complex

a whale would make a terrible tennis ball because if you hit one with a racket they would probably be sad

send this to your valentine or a whale

a blue whale weighs about 1,500 times the weight of an average human male, or about 10,000 times the weight of that tiny little fuck greg bovino

@thecaptainkobe lmfao you must be new here

@awhalefact Turns out the whale is a left homo

fuck ICE

@spenceriscool36 dolphins are toothed whales you fuckin plum

@awhalefact Those are literally Dolphins ypuu dumb fuck! All of your credit is gone...

on thin ice

the whales have never had to lie and say they shot someone in “self-defense” probably because they don’t make a habit of ripping apart families and murdering people in the streets

the whales have no new year’s resolutions because they are already absolute perfection

this is what happens when you cross the whales

@moldslop real

@awhalefact potus more like pootis

redact my 13 foot whale dick and balls, mr president