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@CydWambui That's where bananas come in

Avocado doesn’t go on pilau.

@Kenyans @osoroKE Hapa ndio Kuna shida.

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@Maryftaddoh They never used Twitter via text with the 140 character limit.

Gen Z telling Millennials to learn how to use social media? Bruh we millennials built this shit brick by brick. Mmewahi kutumia Facebook bila internet nyie 😂?

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

@EPRA_KE @JaMtoka Haya maandishi sio mageni mjini... Ongeza 30, toa 8bob..look like a saviour. Still you added Ksh. 22 ... Wajinga sisi 🤦

Pursuant to Legal Notice No. 70 dated 15th April 2026, the Cabinet Secretary for National Treasury has revised the Value Added Tax rate from 13% to 8%.

200 shillings a liter? Bro? Mark you, that price will never come down even if the economy improves

Being called an Arsenal fan is where he drew the line 😂😂

@mr_gratidude @GeneralWaitish @ItsJeffreyJeff My bad, but still sacrificing 28k plus allowance for a quick 3K is so silly to even think of it. Poverty mentality pro max

@Gaurez_ @GeneralWaitish @ItsJeffreyJeff usiharikishe kuongea, mwenye stori amesema 8 kaderes... kwa hiyo kila mtu alikua na mtungi yake. Lakini swali ni how a company can take 8 recommendations from a single person😂😂

Kusaidia kondoo ni ngumu. A construction company was looking for 8 kaderes wa tippers. Nikaombea boiz wangu wawili job. Salary 28k, daily allowance 1k. Wakaendea tippers mpya Mlolongo. Kufika Salgaa all the 8 idiots wakaamua kutoa 20 litres na gari zilikua na tracker ya mafuta.

Overseas Transport Company (O.T.C) 1934 - 1980s

Whoever did this video deserves an award , he didn’t miss anything 😅😅😅😅🙌🙌x.com/QueenMancunian…

@brikita23 @ignyharaz2 Unamake sure umesummon all the seller's relatives hadi ancestors

@Gaurez_ @ignyharaz2 Unaenda na hizo forms kama za NSSF ama ID. From hapo watakuogopa.

Kununua shamba kubwa kwa mlevi ako na over 5 young kids ni kama kujenga kwa reserve ya KeNHA. Wakipata akili na pesa vizuri wewe utakuwa squatter. Kuna very many cases like that.

@Malone1k Even the IG one is a catfish.... Simps seeing dust everywhere 😂😂

Catfish!!

@wyclax @ignyharaz2 Mimi ukiwa na watoto, especially for a inherited land, I'll engage the chief, wazee wa Kijiji and your family members. No stones remains unturned. And you must declare all children you've got as at the time of transaction na lazima wakue listed Kwa contract na uweke finger print.

@wyclax @ignyharaz2 It's less about consent and more about covering loopholes that arise from such dealings. One of the reasons we have land board meeting before transfer is to protect children from such.

@_Nsznn First, as a good driver, you won't be in this situation. Secondly, you will do absolutely nothing. At that speed it would take a fraction of a second to hit the track. Zero time to react. Your reaction would be you shaking hands with angels of death.

Look at the speedometer, As a good driver what are you doing next ??

@abuyamasta Had to be

@Gaurez_ Amekubali ni hapo

Jana beshte yangu alienda Burma kununua nyama, kufika akaniomba number ya plug wangu anunue kwake. Nikamtumia but Ask hakushika calls, so jamaa akaamua kununua randomly, akauliza kilo ningapi akaambiwa ni 450, so jamaa akani call tena akaniuliza huwa nauziwa aje nyama nikasema around 650 per kg, akasema huwa unaibiwa hapa wanakuuzia na 450. Nikamwambia uko sure iyo nyama iko sawa akasema ee, anyway hata mimi nilikua nataka kukula nyama leo nikamwambia aniletee 2kgs pia. Hehe nyama imefika but haivi bana, halafu ilikua dark red ikiwa mbichi but after kuchemka imejaa bofu sufuria yote na kuparara kwa colour, tell me why badala niskie harufu ya nyama naskia ni kama nimepika samaki? Hehe ni kama aliuziwa nyama ya punda walai

@kuwamocho_ @nyambareMPH Inafaa aongeze au sio? Afike 12 kama mtoto wa seremala 😂

sio wivu or anything lakini seremala unafanyia nini bodyguards wawili?