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Version 14 of Tesla self-driving feels sentient

@luizianaalv @elonmusk @DOGE Love you Elon!!Thank you!

@elonmusk @DOGE I like it! Looks heavy

Knock, knock … it’s @DOGE

@LotEthP @elonmusk Yes, it is perfect!

@patsking17 @RandyScottESPN If you do this you should also get an old junk bike, paint it white, save a space for a name, take a Sharpie and write, "He/her died with the right off way". One less thing for the family to be burdened with.

@RandyScottESPN Let's hate on dudes who aren't using the entire road, trying to better themselves and enjoying fellowship with their friends all because it costs Randy's 5-10 extra minutes.

These monsters must be stopped 🚲 ❌

@nw_wolfrunner You must get a trust. Med directives will sober them up. Explain the tax implications and required periods of disbursement. I told mine if he didn't at his time of death, 100% of everything he had would be donated to the DNC with a plaque bearing his name for eternity. Worked

How do I convince my wealthy boomer Qanon father-in-law that they aren't "releasing med beds any day now" and he isn't going to be de-aged 30 years and he should help his kids out financially so they can get ahead in life instead of hoarding the money until he dies?

@DolioJ "Displays confidence and enthusiasm;Looks like a Soldier" Needs Improvement (Much) - SM is Command Directed for an enhanced urinalysis.

This is ridiculous

@_cruzctrl1 @johnnyk20001 No worries, I'll get Save our Springs on it asap. Good as new in no time.

@johnnyk20001 Hey APD. The problem isn't in the parking lot.x.com/DocumentingATX…

Austin officials are ramping up efforts to combat a surge in car break-ins at popular parks and greenbelts. New data revealed that 90% of these crimes occur in just 16 of the city’s nearly 400 parks. kvue.com/article/news/l…

That's it, Red Legs. High angle death is now obsolete per Trent here. Ya had a good run. Ffs...

LMAOO.. Daniel Tosh absolutely COOKED Canada. 🤣🤣

Big reveal: Hi-Point Firearms secures a $100 million government contract for the Hi-Point Pistol Drone! Our legendary American-made $149 pistols, with their perfect blend of weight and affordability, add balance, stability, and budget-friendly firepower to every flight. Look out for drones near you—plus, get ready for the consumer ‘Pew-Pew’ Drone, complete with deluxe chrome trim and a free keychain, all for just $5,000. Everyone needs eyes, ears, and guns in the sky to patrol your neighborhood! Soaring into action April 1st—believe it or not! #HiPointDrones #AprilFools

The @brushbeater starter kit. It has a lot of kit. 1984 Chevrolet Blazer M1009 CUCV 4×4 Diesel bringatrailer.com/listing/1984-c…

Whoa

BREAKING: FBI Imposed  “Gag Order” About Hunter Biden Laptop After Employee Accidentally Confirmed Its Authenticity To Twitter   Newly released internal FBI chat messages reveal senior bureau officials actively shutting down discussion of the laptop’s credibility days before the 2020 Presidential election This is a CatherineHerridgeReports @C__Herridge  / Public @Shellenberger Joint Investigation An FBI official admitted to House investigators that an FBI employee had inadvertently confirmed the authenticity of Hunter Biden’s laptop to Twitter on a conference call the morning of October 14, 2020, the day the New York Post published a story about it.  “I recall that when the question came up, an intelligence analyst assigned to the Criminal Investigative Division said something to the effect of, ‘Yes, the laptop is real’,” the then Russia unit chief testified in a closed door transcribed interview. “I believe it was an (Office of General Counsel) attorney assigned to the (Foreign Influence Task Force) stepped in and said, ‘We will not comment further on this topic.’” For the first time, and with a change of administration, the FBI has now turned over to GOP House investigators the internal chat messages that show Bureau leadership actively silenced its employees.   The FBI, which had a special task force to counter foreign election interference, could have set the record straight by confirming the laptop was real and the subject of an ongoing criminal probe. Instead, FBI leadership allowed the false narrative about the laptop to gain momentum. The FBI provided the chat messages to congressional investigators with heavy redactions. Some of the redactions on the chats are marked “OGC AGC,” which appears to mean that they were made by the FBI’s Office of General Counsel and Associate General Counsel.  An individual whose name is blacked out, tells Elvis M. Chan, the San Francisco-based FBI special agent tasked with interacting with social media companies, there was a “gag order” on discussion of Hunter Biden’s laptop. In a separate exchange, Chan is told “official response no commen(t).” In the chat, the FBI officials showed awareness that the laptop may have contained evidence of criminal activity. Asked Chan, “actually what kind of case is the laptop thing? corruption? campaign financing?” Another FBI employee responds, “CLOSE HOLD —” after which the response is redacted.  To which Chan responds, “oh crap” appearing to underscore the serious nature of the probe, which included felony tax charges. Chan adds, “ok. It ends here”. In the same conversation, Chan is asked if “Anyone discussing that NYPost article on the Biden’s?”  Chan responds, “yes we are. c d confirmed an active investigation. No further comment.”  “C D” is likely shorthand for the FBI’s Criminal Division. Said another FBI employee, whose name was redacted by the Bureau, “please do not discuss biden matter.” We asked for a response from the bureau and the FBI employees identified in the chat messages. An FBI spokesman declined to comment. We go in-depth on the chat messages for subscribers!

If you want to know what happens at the end of Pax Americana, the final stages of Pax Romana, Pax Mongolica, & Pax Britannica make for interesting reading. History doesn't necessarily repeat, but it does rhyme, so the saying goes.

Have you ever seen a cartel cemetery?! Massive mausoleums built to celebrate some of the most evil people that have ever walked the earth in Sinaloa, Mexico. Law & Border @RealAmVoice

@libsoftiktok People are way too comfortable.

INSANE. Erin Black, a pro-LGBTQ sitting city council member for Loveland, CO, showed up with a large gang of individuals who appeared to harass/intimidate a constituent. She repeatedly yelled and aimed her rainbow umbrella at the constituent and refused to get the cops involved because she "doesn't trust the cops." Erin is currently locked in a legal battle after being accused of 1st amendment discrimination against the city police chief. This person is an elected official. Disgusting.

Of course they did... 💀💀💀

@_TeddyBrosevelt Fred is a nice person and a good family man. His legacy as posted is entirely accurate.

Fred Cantu blocked me years ago 💋🧸 Just like every super fake news hack who I’ve called out in Austin 📞 Fred Cantu seems like a genuinely nice guy 👍 And I have mad respect for anyone who has worked at the same profession for 50+ years But let’s not pretend Fred was an impactful journalist He was a fixture in Austin living rooms for 5 decades, had a cheerful personality and brings lots of nostalgia for any longtime Austinites reflecting on his career 👍 But Fred Cantu never broke any major stories or asked tough questions of city leaders My major gripe with Fred is this: he was a huge cheerleader during the Adler, Casar & Flannigan triumvirate That triumvirate passed insane laws from defunding the police to legalizing public camping everywhere 😕 The negative ramifications from those decisions that Fred Cantu eagerly cheered on will be felt for decades 😡 On Fred’s first day in the hammock drinking a frosty beverage with a little paper umbrella in it, maybe he should do a little reflection about his career in Austin news 🧐 And ask himself: should I have spent less time currying favor with Austin’s powerful elected officials And spent more time interviewing citizens dealing with the aftermath of Adler & Co.’s awful ideas 🤨

If ye love wealth better than liberty, the tranquillity of servitude, than the animating contest of freedom—go from us in peace. Crouch down & lick the hands which feed you. May your chains set lightly upon you, & may posterity forget that ye were our countrymen." -Samuel Adams

History has a funny way of repeating itself.