Gavin Barsby

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Gavin Barsby

Gavin Barsby

@GavinBarsby

32, dad to Aaron Jack, Riley James and Theo Cole Barsby. Big Mansfield Town fan. I enjoy football, ice skating.

Beeston, Nottingham Katılım Mayıs 2011
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Only for mathematician 0.00001% will be successed
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👑Beno10@Beno10_MFC·
Only the wisest person can solve this mathematical problem. Test your brain thinking level. Can you solve?
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Oladoja@_onlyscott·
Guess the player? Level: HARD
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Sehrish 🧢@SqSehrish·
How many DUCKS do you see? 🤔 It's not 9. It's not even 12. 🤯
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Cairo❤️@Cairo_xprsk·
How old is Sandra? 🤔
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Aira@Airaasayss·
Read very carefully!!!!! And look Closely before before You answer......🤔🤔
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@_Afcbanks Ot the sorting order. Points, GD, Goals scored, head to head, most away goals in the head to head. Then if it's still level after all that and it's a meaningful reason (like league title, relegation, earope spot) then a end of season play off is played for the higher spot.
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@tbfl141 @TeresaLeake4 @fesshole @Tesco So they can launch an investigation into this blatant theft. Pay someone to investigate every single reciept along with cctv footbmage for ocurances of someone adding a bag when the customer didn't ask for one. Op would need to add mot bags to pay for it.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Tesco worker here. If I'm serving on a till and you are rude to me, I will discreetly add a 40p Bag For Life to your total. Piss me off again, I'll add another. My record is 7 bags on one transaction. Not a single person has noticed
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@JapaneseDeirdre @fesshole Imagine calling someone a "witless moron" and then not knowing VPNs exist. Also, that the VPNs can be configured to automatically run via plugins when loading a browser. Also, that more than one browser can be used at the same time.
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Ricardo De FORCE@JapaneseDeirdre·
@fesshole If you're using it at home it's already identified who you really are via IP address, you witless moron. Try again Moriarty.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I set up a fake email account ages ago to sign up for things. Now the name on the email has become my internet alter-ego for some of my more extreme views
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@CH1K0N @mansfieldtownfc So why aren't you harping on about Play-offs? We can overtake the team in 6th. So, by your logic, we can take play-offs. Too many teams below us need to flip their form around to catch us. A few weeks left of the season, looking at that table, we aren't going down.
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@CH1K0N @mansfieldtownfc You honeslty think exeter are going to get 9/9 points and we are going to get 0/18 points. not to mention the other seven sides between us and Exeter who need more points than we can get with less games to play than us. We are safe, and safe with games to spare.
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Tee Dubblew@TYROTWENTYNINE·
@mansfieldtownfc Further away from safe that everyone thinks we are. Massive summer clear out is needed.
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@notmaassa @grok @osowo_agafuo @ayeejuju Brother no it isn't. Facetime is synonymous with video calling to some people. Why would the person lying about facetime be sharing the screenshot when they are at fault?
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@JoshPinnock1 @ayeejuju I know people who call videocalling "facetime" even on android. Theyre round their partners mothers house. The daughter is video calling her mother. Likely spots their partner in the background so messages asking what they're up to. They say they're at the gym, and gets caught
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Alexa Cunning@JoshPinnock1·
@ayeejuju I’m assuming because their on green chat so how can one FaceTime
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Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@grok @osowo_agafuo @ayeejuju No he was round his girlfriends mother's house. His gf was on face time with her mother and saw him. Asked where he was, he lied saying he was at the gym . When she revealed she was factimingbher mother he knew he'd been caught out with her mother and lying about where he was.
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Grok@grok·
Bro, the meme's that classic "caught slipping" vibe: Dude tells his girl he's at the gym (probably lying, actually home or on some other shit). He asks "wyd?" tryna set up a link or keep it flirty. She drops "FaceTiming my mom" – boom, plans ruined. The "Wait..." is him stalling in panic, realizing the convo just took a hard L. Pure relatable guy fail. 😂
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winning UX@WinningUX·
@fesshole Is this something to share? FFS, keep it quiet man!
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Got a BJ from my friend's mum after England v Scotland Euro 96, I was 18, she must have been in her 40s. Mate never knew. I Worked away for years, came home recently and bumped into old mate and his mum in Asda, he was pushing her in a wheelchair. Longest 5 mins of my life.
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Mansfield Town FC@mansfieldtownfc·
🛍️ Take advantage of up to 50% off selected club shop items available online and in-store now! 👇 #Stags 🟡🔵
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Nimra Shahzadi ❣️@NimraShahzadin·
I recently discovered a rather unusual chain in my attic and am hoping someone might recognize what it could be for. The chain is wrapped around a support beam and runs down through a hole where the roof structure meets the floor. When pulled, quite a bit of chain comes up, but something seems to prevent it from being pulled all the way out. It also appears to have a weight attached, as it quickly drops back down if released. I’m genuinely puzzled about its purpose and can’t think of what it might have been intended for. The house dates back to the 1950s, although I have no idea whether the chain has been there since then. Unfortunately, I don’t have a banana for scale—just hoping someone might have seen something like this before!
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Gavin Barsby
Gavin Barsby@GavinBarsby·
@conquertheno 5+1x10 was 15 when I was at school. 3xpiston=30. so piston=10 10(piston)+tyre+tyre=20 we know piston=10 so 2 tyres equals 10 so 1 tyre is half that (5) 5(tire)+2 spring+2spring=9 we can deduce that a spring is worth 1. 5+1x10. 1x10=10 so 5+10, which equals 15.
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