Gavin

@michaelgwaltz It’s alright now as we’ve got @JohnHealey_MP holding the bank card to fund the military

You’re welcome UK. We need allies, yes, but ones with real military capabilities.

@AlistairCarns Has Wes cut the plug off your social media ?

Strong appointment as Chancellor. I’ve seen John up close at the MoD and I know he will provide the seriousness, stability and focus such an important job demands.

@RachelReevesMP You were fucking terrible

It has been the privilege of my life to serve as the Chancellor of the Exchequer. The economy today is stronger, fairer and more resilient because of the choices we have taken as a Labour Government over the past two years. Stability restored, investment delivered and reform to our economy under way. I said when I was appointed Chancellor that I would judge my time in office if the lives ordinary working class people have been improved. I’m proud to say that they have. And to every young woman and girl let my time in office show there should be no ceilings on your ambitions, your hopes or your dreams. I wish the very best of luck to my successor, Andy and his cabinet. You have my full support, and I will continue to play my part in helping this Labour government deliver the change the country needs.

@SkyNews @robpowellnews Do the right thing @andyburnham

BREAKING: Andy Burnham will pledge to bring "stable and responsible" politics to Britain in his first speech as he becomes the country's sixth prime minister in a decade, according to his team. @RobPowellNews reports ⬇️ Latest: trib.al/hJ3JgmU 📺 Sky 501 and YouTube

@ClarksonsFarm1 We’ve yet to see a race horse 🏇

What new crop, animal, or business should Jeremy add to the farm next season?

@ukhomeoffice Gang smashed ??

Sudanese small boat pilot Charun Magok has been jailed for 16 months after pleading guilty to endangering lives at sea. Magok piloted a small boat across the Channel that was over capacity for the vessel and had no navigational aids or safety equipment on board.

@Keir_Starmer @UKLabour Enjoy your sausages

I am proud of everything we have achieved together. To everyone who has supported this Labour government: thank you.

@LBC @MrBrendanCox You lot want to have a word with James O’Brien

‘It's a disgrace that our democracy is being destabilised by violence.' Campaigner @MrBrendanCox, husband of murdered MP Jo Cox, calls for change in Britain's political culture.

@chiamakaafc Kante

Name ONE player who has won all these. just give up you can’t 😂

@AlistairCarns @EdwardJDavey goes after @Nigel_Farage all the time on social media

Spoke in the House today about Ann Widdecombe and the wider threat MPs face. Social media is being shaped by people who want us divided and colleagues across every party are dealing with the consequences. My door is always open to anyone who wants to talk this through.

@andyburnham Do the right thing Chegwin

As the first day of nominations draws to a close, I am deeply grateful to the 322 Labour MPs who have put their trust in me and nominated me for Leader of the Labour Party. Their support comes from across the PLP and reflects a shared belief that Britain needs a new approach to politics. That is the circuit breaker I am offering: power out of Westminster, an economy rewired for ordinary people, and good growth in every postcode. I want to empower MPs to bring the experiences of their constituents into the heart of government, and harness the full breadth of our Labour movement, drawing on all its traditions and beliefs in pursuit of a common purpose. I want to thank every colleague who has nominated me for their commitment to that vision.

@Simi_2210_ 176

Answer Without Googling How many People in the room now ?

@Simi_2210_ 20

@ukhomeoffice Tell that to young Henry

Police officers risk their physical and mental health to keep us safe. We must do more to protect them, just as they protect us. £2.4 million in funding will expand wellbeing support, including psychological health checks, trauma-tracking tools and a Mental Health Crisis Line.

@SkyNews Right Wing Keir

Prime Minister Sir Keir Starmer and Norwegian counterpart Jonas Gahr Støre shook hands ahead of the FIFA World Cup quarterfinal clash between England and Norway on Saturday. Starmer told Støre 'the time is ours' during their exchange at the NATO summit in Ankara. 🔗trib.al/ImI2jGk

@ZackPolanski Did you hypnotise yourself you big tit ?

Nigel Farage is a grifter. He always has been and he's continuing to grift. He knew he was heading towards a byelection anyway so has pulled the trigger early. The people Vs the establishment?! Reform are literally part of the establishment.

@andyburnham Why not just deport him, surly you’ll have final say being top dog !!!

Like everyone, I want this vile criminal out of the country. Victims must come first. I will ask the Home and Foreign Secretaries to review all possible options - and they should consider nothing is off the table. bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@LBC Labour sent us to Iraq in 2003 having to share body armour, is it any surprise they’ve short changed defence? @NickFerrariLBC

@RichardBurgon Look at your expenses compared to his Dickie 🙄

This week, I'm leading a Parliamentary debate on banning MPs' second jobs. Nigel Farage has already taken over £1 Million from second jobs since becoming an MP. I've invited him to attend the debate to explain why MPs should be allowed to rake in vast sums from second jobs.

@MarkOrmrod I once said to one of the project managers I worked with “let me get all my shit in one sock” His reply was “I don’t know what that means but I’m happy”

Veterans!!! What military slang do you still use that most people don’t understand?