@ghcoffeedotcom Fun fact: she somehow survived this brutal murder
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Intergalactic Homosexual
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Intergalactic Homosexual
@GaySpaceB0i
Just a cool dude 20
Katılım Kasım 2020
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Still not over it...
old toons@oldtoons_
What's a piece of concept art that makes you go "WE WERE ROBBED!"?
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@jakeblennings I know this is a lie because the Lego movie is back in theaters.
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@NickAdamsinUSA See I know this is a lie because the Lego movie is back in theaters
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I am settling in for a showing of ‘Melania’ and the theater is PACKED!
Earlier, a bystander asked if I was heading in to see Avatar, and I stopped dead in my tracks.
“Avatar? No, son,” I curtly replied. “I don’t watch woke movies. I’m here to see the groundbreaking documentary about our incredibly talented First Lady.”
The man’s two little girls began jumping up and down, pulling on his sleeve, and begging, “Daddy, we want to see Melania!”
“But. But…” he stammered, “I thought you girls wanted to see Zootopia 2?”
“No, no, NO,” they said, now nearly shouting. “We want to see Melania!! She is the most beautiful First Lady EVER.”
Their father was scrambling, stressed out, and disoriented.
“Girls, I’m afraid you aren’t the only ones who are captivated by President Trump and his beautiful wife,” I said, kneeling to get on their level. “Virtually everyone in this theater is here for the 7:30 PM showing, and it’s been sold out for days.”
Tears began to well up in their eyes.
“But…” I said in a hushed tone, “I happen to have a few extra tickets with me, and I’d like you and your dad to have them.”
They jumped for joy and began hugging their father. He looked relieved as he wiped the sweat off his brow with a smile.
I handed him the tickets and pulled him close. “Raise these girls right,” I whispered. “Teach them to be classy conservative women of faith like Melania, don’t let them become like Meghan Markle. Capisce?”
He hugged me and thanked me profusely. “What are you going to do now?” He asked.
“Don’t worry about me, son,” I told him, with a twinkle in my eye. “I’ve already got tickets to the next showing.”
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@TheJakeneutron I wouldn’t even call it impressive. It can’t even manage consistency.
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The tech is impressive
But there’s no way you expect us to think GTA6 doesn’t already look phenomenally better than this
Eren..@hichembkhh
dites vous il a créé ce jeu vidéo en même pas 1 jour mdrrrrrr le réalisme GTA 6 va tellement être tellement moins impressionnant avec l’avancée de l’IA maintenant
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@skyesizzler @Le_Unorthodox Am I missing something?
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@darentseta By fusing with Akku, the villains gave himself a very clear weakness: Jack’s sword.
Heroes no diff.
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@ojamajodoremipc Dan and Phil look a little weird here
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@AtomicPotato216 @SlLENTPRINCESS I was literally thinking about this
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ai dudebros are so funny they have yet to realize you can still draw with a broken pencil
speedphantom@speedpha2000
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@Redhibition @insertindirt Gumball and Darwin kissed so much in the original series they made a joke about it
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@insertindirt I enjoyed the new WWWOG seasons, but the constant sexualization and pseudo incest jokes between Gumball and Darwin is a little disturbing. 😭
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@mosuyanagi If you go down all the way, it’s about Fortnite.
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@no1gladionfan Tbh I was just like: dang, Taunie’s probably dead
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we rlly gotta unlearn the "every protag is 10 years old" thing
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@StarStormReload As someone who has never watched what I am, assuming is Fullmetal alchemist, it does look pretty silly.
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@PauloNoggy This is how we were punished in basic training
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these stress positions are not allowed with prisoners of wars under the geneva convention.
but people put their children in them.
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He bent the pan, and slammed her head into the wall.
This is the type of shit I would throw hands over. Why is this a thing? Are they not able to handle not being the center of attention, like a poorly behaved toddler? Or is it just an excuse to hurt them and call it a joke?
Either way it pisses me off.
TaraBull@TaraBull
15 year old has her birthday cake smashed into her face, immediately burst into tears
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