Gaz Banton

@sportbible @NickMasterton used to be us

What football duo is this

I’m going give someone random who retweets this tweet $10,000 because it’s my birthday and I feel like being nice ☺️ (you have to be following me so I can dm you the code if you win)

@gamingbible @sportbible @Matt_Carre finally get to see you in action

@Matt_Carre Legend

I just said to Alberto Moreno I hope you're happy. He said why, James? I said because you've cost us the trophy!

@Matt_Carre @joewright1993 You'll never see the gains with that commitment though will you.

Team Fish Fingers is something you'd expect to see on the front of a stag do t-shirt. #TheApprentice #pussaypatrol

Good luck to Fabian Delph on his year off.

Retweet to vote for David De Gea as United's Man of the Match in the 3-0 win over Liverpool. #mufclive

RT for a chance to win the ENTIRE FUT #TOTW! 18 untradeable IFs incl. IF Agüero! youtu.be/vdyEWRQGcM4 #FUT #FIFA15

Jamie Vardy's hair just screams "Blue WKD please, mate".

Squash has always been a great sport to play, and these days it's very good to watch. Should be an Olympic sport.

My P.E teacher and her new boyfriend! #FrithshopAndBecks

@Matt_Carre This is the only man that can save you now!

@Matt_Carre Grant Holt is a tried and tested game changer

Sky Sports England Squad Selector - Here's who I think is on the plane to Brazil. Who gets your vote?? www1.skysports.com/FIFA-World-Cup…

@joewright1993 Not so chilled when you bet on Spieth

@Matt_Carre Massive game for them against Fulham. If they don't win that I can see them going down.

Gary Neville said we're using an orange, yellow & black football tonight. I said 3 footballs? He said No 3 colours on 1 ball. I said Oh OK.

@Matt_Carre what you mean is I should bet on him to score a hat trick, right?