Patches O'houlihan

Explaining our nitrogen use to the old man after booking up another road train of flexi-N 🌾

@BrettPage72 @Zaunny @stationmum101 Used to think the follow me driver was a waste of time but when your putting sheep over the road during January school holidays I almost need my own. you can have signs up, lights flashing, Ute on road and standing in the middle of the road and people will still try go round

@Zaunny @stationmum101 100% if u can’t safely navigate roadworks your license should be revoked . The other day i saw a follow me driver get out of the vet and manually change the lights with the lollipop bloke standing there like a retard

This is what happens when you start introducing follow me cars and traffic signals instead of just having a dude with a stop/go sign and a few witches hats. abc.net.au/news/2026-03-0…

Fertilizer and diesel prices

@michaellong1995 @tofar1 Not after you fucked it

@tofar1 @GazeWill you still hire yours out ?

Anyone got a rough idea the price of dry hiring a low loader. I've got to take a tractor to Perth to get repaired.

If Sam Kerrs defence team aren’t using this as a defence I don’t wanna hear anymore about it

@TheEarlyCrowPod @TomPapley @dickosmailbag @mjpratt35 Good paddock @fatcat808

WE ARE BACK NEXT WEEK! Hear from @tompapley before we are back in your ears next week as well as a few tips to tie you over till we are back! Stay tuned for Eyes On Ponies for Saturday! @dickosmailbag @mjpratt35 #wereback #theearlycrow #podcast #tipping

@AmmosFooty Gabet’s*

@AmmosFooty No roof at bench will have to park up at Gilbert’s for the week

@trosey94 @TodayTix Never look a gift horse in the mouth Tim

I entered the Hamilton Lottery for £10 tickets on @TodayTix! Tap here to enter: todaytix.com/london/shows/2…

@HoolyMcg @Ironman_peter @pc602 How bout you go do another iron man Peter you fkn champion and let the big boys put the fires out

@Ironman_peter @pc602 Well. Fk me. I’d never have know PC lives and farms in the Esperance area.

A day from Hell

In what fkn world @Toyota_Aus would running your Huilux through the salt be a good idea

Do Toyota think the family law system is some kind of joke? Her first day of shared custody and she runs it through the salt.

@fatcat808 @JamesPreuss Some people just want to watch the world burn

@JamesPreuss @GazeWill

Fencing: Nothing beats a figure 8! Replacing so many of these because some Muppet didn't twist the open ends around, lazy bastard.

@marc_clare7 @happyharrygrant @Quartermain10 And he did spend a lot of time on the pine

@happyharrygrant @Quartermain10 One of the great morons but 7 years in the AFL makes him 1000x more qualified to speak on this matter compared to quarters. He’s done it so he’s an expert IMO.

It gives me great pleasure that I’m constantly stuck in the puerile mind of the reality TV contestant.

@garbin_jack We get it @GorringeDaniel you played for Carlton (4 games)

@newbs63 @AddisBrenton radar stiff in this photo

🏆 GSFL PREMIERS 🏆 The historical moment for the Albany Sharks, premiers for the very first time #gsfl23

@hughdrussell @fatcat808 Mr 64 is that flat when his AirPods are out of charge

#askagtwitter what are peoples thoughts on farm employees wearing ear bud or head phones whilst operating farm machinery? i am concerned about people not hearing alarms of machinery or monitors. or the change in noise of machine when something is wrong.

@trosey94 One of the great pairings @lachlan_ohare elite

Late to the party here but since when was prosciutto and rockmelon a thing. One of the great duos I’ve recently discovered 🙏

Last blokes that didn’t take into consideration the “sprit of the game”

@michaellong1995 @Winto154 @BlueyCaldwell Brother

@Winto154 @BlueyCaldwell @GazeWill

It’s obvious Marlon is better collecting possessions with the lights off. #AFLLionsTigers

@bigbushelsag It’s not windy in the cab @HarrisonBrown18