Garry Azzaro

And if anyone is thinking of sponsoring me for this year's #WalkTogether2023, here's the link. fundraise.bowelcanceruk.org.uk/fundraisers/ga…

I've just watched the latest @TellEmSteveDave episode of #SundayGrind, and I agree - @BQQuinn, you need to get on board for a #BasketCase episode (or three). Don't make me get my buddies #frankhennenlotter and @HorrorCultFilms to enforce it...

I'm on my return journey. The toilet is functioning, but clearly hasn't been attended to since 1380. Absolutely disgusting condition. Not worth the money in either direction, @c2c_Rail.

Currently on my first-ever experience of a @c2c_Rail train. And after my journey back tomorrow, hopefully my last! Broken toilets and no bins. Joyous that I've spent hard-earned cash for this.

@DaveJaVu2001 @Classicbritcom This. I came here to say this. 😂👆

@Classicbritcom "Ooo-ee-oh, not on my birth-day"

Remembering the late Actor, Kevin Lloyd (28 March 1949 – 2 May 1998)

Comedian of the year so far goes to @TfL and the double act of the SL8 driver who used every stop to "regulate the service" + the H & C line that has left me with a 15 minute wait, making a 35 minute journey take over an hour. Well worth the £200 a month. Absolute joke!

Disappointed that @McDonaldsUK have got a "Friends" themed meal, but none of the other fast-food joints have jumped on the (better) 90s sitcom bandwagon. Surely @KFC_UKI are a shoo-in for a #LarrySanders special, whilst @BurgerKingUK give us a #seinfeld Costanza Whopper?

@thameswater ...And they're apparently paying you to just press 'copy' and 'paste'. How can a company be so terrible at what they do and yet still demand that people pay them? You're like a mob protection racket! I can switch banks, gas, electricity, broadband... But not water supplier. £3bn!

@Gazzaro Hi there, thanks for getting in touch, can you please send us your full name, address and account number with a brief explanation of the issue via a private message so I can look into this for you? Thanks - Santhoshi.

It's the time of year where the never-popular @thameswater pull numbers out of a hat & announce my annual bill has gone up again! Imagine being forced to pay money to a company no matter how awful they are. Anything else, I can switch supplier. Not with these £3bn bailout frauds.

@thameswater Pretty sure I've given you a "brief explanation of the issue" within my post. You're a £3bn bailout bunch of frauds who do a terrible job, have upped my annual bill again, and I'm unable to switch my water provider because @Ofwat know only too well how much you'd all be screwed!

@Gazzaro Hi there, thanks for getting in touch, can you please send us your full name, address and account number with a brief explanation of the issue via a private message so I can look into this for you? Thanks - Santhoshi.

Highlight of the day was finally meeting @CCfunkandsoul at #LFCC and talking a bit of #Ghostwatch as he signed my custom-made "property trading game"

Absolute mess on the 70 and 440 bus routes this morning. Well done, @TfL, another winner. Over an hour for a twenty minute journey. Well worth the small fortune I pay each month.

@BarclaysUKHelp "Not had a great experience" is an understatement. Last year I took you through the @financialombuds, and now I'm looking to take you to court! The customer service is nil, the attitude is appalling, and now you're trying to charge me for a missed payment that wasn't!

Hi, I'm sorry to hear you've not had a great experience when dealing with us, if you'd like to pop over to DM and provide a little more info around this we'll see if we can support further. If you refer you can find other secure ways to get in touch by following the link below. 👉 barclays.co.uk/help/contact-u… - Steve

Coming home to open post and discovering that I'll now be sending a very stern email to @BarclaysUKHelp tomorrow, and giving them an even sterner phone call on Friday (and if you're wondering, they kept their record win of my Worst Company To Be A Customer Of for the 15th year).

@BanquetRecords Shame you organised a shit-show. Easily the worst gig I've been to, including the 20+ other DC ones.

@Gazzaro shame you left early, you missed some bangers.

20m into the @BanquetRecords @divinecomedyhq Kingston gig, and we've ended up back in the 'Spoons opposite. Who the hell booked this neon-coated vomit of a kids venue? And its staff. Plus my Pre-order hasn't been despatched yet. That's £60+ I'll be claiming back. Shitshow.

Waiting for the Comic Relief special @BBC mash-up, The Gladi-Traitors . A bunch of muscle-bound athletes in a castle trying to murder Bradley Walsh, whilst Claudia Winkleman navigates 22 hapless contenders (some secretly related or something) around an obstacle course. TV gold!

Nationalise @thameswater! ⏰ Thames Water’s future is hanging in the balance. Billions in debt could be written off for private owners and it could remain in private hands unless we act fast. 53,000+ of us are calling for nationalisation. Add your name: 38d.gs/tw_tw

Finally getting somewhere! @UPS_UK have finally admitted that TWO of my FOUR parcels are missing (They're probably standing on the other two whilst looking!). And #ParcelMonkey have pretty much thrown them under the bus, so that direct claim for damages is coming real soon!

Still no sign of my parcels. Unable to promote my business with Xmas commissions that haven't been delivered by #ParcelMonkey or @UPS_UK. Costing lost sales & future work, plus my time & materials. With the insurance on top, that's nearly £5k! One for @guardian #consumerchampions

When your solicitor suggests reaching out to see if any of your friends or other people have experience of #ParcelMonkey and @UPS_UK "customer service", and you discover you've used the worst courier, broker AND access point possible to entrust your business with...

How do you lose four large, quite heavy parcels all at the same time? Then take a month to contact the access point, check with the driver & then still not admit that they've lost them! I've got four clients who won't be using me or @UPS_UK ever again! (don't bother, Raja/Connor)