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@rolante3 Never should've nuked the account I made at 12 years old. You could rocket to thousands of followers just posting cringe shit.

@Ge0lo It's over for us

How can I get 3 separate hit comments today and 0 new followers. Twitter is broken for small accounts 💔

@ElyteFaeva @JackedTechBro You forget the videos of the fistfights that would incur with houstonians would be legendary.

@Ge0lo @JackedTechBro If there’s absolutely one line that you DONT want to skip, it’s a security check-in line at an airport. You have people already on edge, trying to get to family, work, vacation, home and everything in-between. It’ll be a declaration of war 😂🤣😂

how to make easy $50 an hour as an umemployed person: 1. go to airport 2. get in TSA line, wait for 4 hours 3. sell the front of the line spot for $200 4. profit

@JackedTechBro So fucking glad I flew out of hobby for spring break. 0 wait.

@Ge0lo 4. get promptly pummeled i was in the IAH line yesterday. a literal yn was bumping into me because he was going to miss his flight. i was this fucking close to sucker punching his ass

@BunniiFangz @oricksandcroat @destiny_thememe I just watched the video and they really just soaked apples in fucking bird repellent man lol

@Ge0lo @oricksandcroat @destiny_thememe they did that like 15 years ago and it got discontinued already

Crazy how we drove bananas into a genetic bottleneck bc 1 variety is deemed enough but apples? Like 7000 varieties but lets make 1 more for fun

@JHAY_X1 @TerribleMaps Remind me to never drive through northern Ohio

@TerribleMaps That dark spot in Ohio is the Linndale speed trap, right? It's unreal how a village with under 200 people catches tens of thousands on I-71 honestly on a level that's not even funny anymore

Places you’re most likely to get a speeding ticket in

You arent gonna believe this

@destiny_thememe No wayyy

@oricksandcroat @destiny_thememe If they can make grapes cotton candy flavored can they make apples grape flavored?

@destiny_thememe apple breeding is a ruthless arms race fueled by farmers' mutual hatred for growing the honeycrisp and desire to grow an apple that is more desireable to consumers

@ObviousRises Beverly Hills Chihuahua 3: Escape from Beijing

The true story behind this is even more sickening: the dogs were kidnapped from their owners homes and loaded up into a truck going to an (illegal) meat shop, these dogs fell out of the truck during transport, managed to navigate back home. China is such a hellhole its unreal.

@JoeforHouston The only spring break video I saw from Houston was a bunch of black people soliciting a 7-11. Really inspirational travel destination.

"Houston has stumbled into something real: Young people are increasingly choosing Houston as a place to celebrate, party and spend money. That’s not something the city should dismiss or panic about." If we invest in transit and mobility, this could be the start of a new Houston!

@JoeforHouston Who tf spent money to come here recreationally? Can I talk to these people?

@fisthetic @sirsfurther Omg how'd you know

@Ge0lo @sirsfurther are you a baker perchance?

U can always tell which job in the list is the tweeter's

@bookofflesh @vers_laLune Yes there are methods to memorize and read shit faster. Like using flashcards instead of passively recopying notes. Or first skimming the reading before reading again so you know where to pay attention.

@vers_laLune Can you optimize studying? Or is it just a matter of being smarter?

the mfers that study like this really never figured out how to optimize their studying and it was always baffling to me. Its always some premed taking ochem with a million highlighters

@keysmashbandit If you set your default browser to automatically switch to "web" you remove the ai results. But in this case the definition widget is still gone.

"Define "word"" used to give you all definitions of a word. Now it gives you a 5 paragraph small model AI overview for a meaning of the word you didn't even want, and no alternative definitions. That was my most used Google search feature.

@eterevsky @jakonrath I use the latest version of claude opus bro. It still favors certain diction.

@Ge0lo @jakonrath 1. Don’t use cheap “flash” models or built-in editing AI. 2. You have a choice which edits to apply.

I'm a fiction writer. Here's how editing works. If you are under contract with a publishing house, their editor will mark up your manuscript for you to review. For each individual edit you can accept it, question it, or reject it with "stet". If you self-publish and use an editor, it should work the same way. The editor suggests things, you accept them or ask for clarity or stet them. If you self-publish and use AI to edit, AI will rewrite you depending on your prompt. If you cut and paste AI's corrections into your story, that is AI writing. If you use AI to generate words--any words--you are not writing. You are prompting. I don't recommend doing this. Writers write. Being edited doesn't absolve you of any responsibility for your work.

@jakonrath I wrote a poem a few days ago and using claude to critique my revisions. In the end, I had to go back to a pre-ai version because it made me hate my own work. Its version was more accurately *a poem* if that makes sense. But the imperfections of my original had more feeling.