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@GearFifth

In my clinic we treat cyclophobes, driversaurs, petrolheads, speedophiles, carseholes, petrosexuals, autoholics and motor supremacists.

Katılım Aralık 2012
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road.cc@roadcc·
“He should be wearing hi-vis and not blocking the road” Lorry driver in Japan turns himself into police after shocking “worst close pass ever” – but motorists still find ways to blame the cyclist road.cc/311009 #cycling
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Yeah But Cyclists@but_cyclists·
As the darker evenings draw in, remember to always wear your high visibility clothing while cycling to guarantee you can be seen by drivers.
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CyclingMikey the Unspeakable
CyclingMikey the Unspeakable@MikeyCycling·
2/ a woman scrolling through an email. She straight up recognised me and then started "Oh my god" "Oh my god" in a serious and sad voice. You could just hear the consequences coming home to roost in her brain. Why go on the phone then FFS?
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CyclingMikey the Unspeakable@MikeyCycling·
On the way home today I caught one driver of a rent-a-van. His pax recognised me a few minutes later, and they were both shocked when I said I'd just caught the driver and that he should make sure the guy didn't go on his phone. Then I caught 2/
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Fifth Gear
Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@JamesCleverly @WelshLabour 20 mph! You poor, poor man. Far better that pedestrians are killed and injured than you suffer such an indignity.
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@BobHRoss @nedboulting @Chris_Boardman The Social Market Foundation (SMF) thinktank estimates that 14 years of frozen fuel duty freeze and the 5p cut since 2022 has cost the Treasury £130billion since 2011.
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@brexitbulldog2 @azb2019 @theJeremyVine Wrong. Cyclists use cameras because of drivers like you. I'm happy to meet you in court where your idiocy will get you nowhere. I've done it several times and always won. Just drive safely and think of others more vulnerable than yourself.
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Sir John Bull KBO FTS FFS Bart. #GLO
@GearFifth @azb2019 @theJeremyVine I refer you to your own profile, which, by your own standards, means that other motorist should keep about eight miles away from you. No offence has been committed... space was left. Unless you think slinging it up the inside is safe?
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@brexitbulldog2 @azb2019 @theJeremyVine "I'm a very good driver." 😂😂😂 You can't even recognise a blatant driving offence. Why is it that all the worst drivers believe they are highly skilled and proficient?
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Yeah But Cyclists@but_cyclists·
You drove a 140 mile round trip in a two tonne car to deliver a single letter. What the fucking hell?
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Jim Lake
Jim Lake@Budgiekiller·
@GearFifth @but_cyclists Really was there too many words? Basic road skills used by all road users! If any of the words are too much use a dictionary 👍
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Jim Lake
Jim Lake@Budgiekiller·
@GearFifth @but_cyclists Jeez you ain’t the brightest are & that’s some insult coming from a retarded numpty like myself. How even you use a road you look at it with the same care & should treat it with the same level of respect. I doubt you bother with either probably one of those angry road users.
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Amazing. Walking, cycling and driving are one and the same experience. Please share your transcendential skills.
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Wow! You have certain unspecified skills that transcend driving, cycling and walking? What an amazing talent you have. Please go on. Maybe write a book about it.
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Jim Lake
Jim Lake@Budgiekiller·
@GearFifth @but_cyclists Pedestrians have skills that transcend to driving. If you don’t understand what they are I’m concerned you leave your home.
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@Budgiekiller @but_cyclists Wow! You have certain unspecified skills that transcend and amalgamate the totally different experiences of driving and cycling?
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Jim Lake
Jim Lake@Budgiekiller·
@but_cyclists Nothing going for a nice drive. It’s a bit like going out for a ride on your bike. It’s great living in the UK where you have the freedom to choose what to do with your spare time. And it only cost him a few £ to do something Royal Mail would struggle to do in 2 days.
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@cyclingweekly 'When a driver knocked me over at a red light and blamed me it made me ashamed to drive a car' .......said no one ever.
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Cycling Weekly
Cycling Weekly@cyclingweekly·
When a cyclist knocked me over at a red light and called me a “stupid b*tch”, it made me ashamed to ride a bike trib.al/Fcfx8Os
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@stevegr666 @MikeyCycling You're more likely to be hit by lightning or killed by a cow than a cyclist. Drivers kill 40 pedestrians a year on the pavement alone, more than the total killed by cyclists in 12 years.
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steve@stevegr666·
@MikeyCycling Really tiny fraction you say, those killed or named would disagree #amp_tf=From%20%251%24s&aoh=17251384737715&referrer=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.google.com&share=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.dailymail.co.uk%2Fnews%2Farticle-13396307%2FThe-rise-deadly-cyclists-Chilling-number-pedestrians-mowed-reckless-riders-Sir-Iain-Duncan-Smith-plans-close-shocking-legal-loophole-allows-bike-users-speed-impunity.html" target="_blank" rel="nofollow noopener">www-dailymail-co-uk.cdn.ampproject.org/v/s/www.dailym…
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CyclingMikey the Unspeakable@MikeyCycling·
More adult cyclists have driver's licences than the general population, Steve. Cyclists are more law abiding than drivers, as groups of people. Cyclists don't need a test, MOT or insurance because they don't present even a tiny fraction of the danger to others that you as a driver do.
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Fifth Gear@GearFifth·
@theJeremyVine @AirZound According to the Holy Bimble Boy (aka Ashley Neil) priority is taken and not given so you should have anticipated the illegal manoeuvre and slowed down to allow it and turned it into a non-event.
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