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@magills_ All assault knives.

I think we all know what this situation calls for and that is a total ban on machetes in NYC

@SarahLongwell25 So if Trump bangs a chinese spy, it's ok. Because @ericswalwell did it too. Democrats are pathetic.

Okay! But I gotta ask, since you seem concerned about sexual misconduct, have you met President Trump?

@CriticsChoice @paramountplus Participation trophies.

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Which version of Star Trek is better? A. 1966 B. 2026

@Akcent055 @EricLDaugh Who knew dildos could talk, let alone type.

@EricLDaugh Lols. So you mean everyone who try to fire back at ICE belong to an asylum group Nah 👎, not like the ICE operation are all that good in the first place

🚨 JUST IN: In the left's latest attempt to fire back at ICE, they have lined the fencing with DILDOS at the Whipple ICE building in Minnesota These people belong in insane asylums. They're showing solidarity with illegal criminals through DILDOS. 🤡

@DaTechGuyblog @bccover That pretty much sums it up.

@bccover Well that's because they only need to get a democrat out of the jungle primary to prevent a GOP governor in California. They don't give a damn if he holds his seat in congress forever and keeps doing what he was doings as it's a democrat vote that they want

So the House minority leader calls on a member from his own party to end a campaign for governor- but not resign his seat? That should be the only thing he’s asked by reporters. Why not call on him to resign. He was preying on House staffers FFS.

@WSJ youtube.com/watch?v=QxYmm5…

A rare and deadly “civil war” has broken out between two factions of chimps in Africa. on.wsj.com/48AuGRq

Immigration board denies Mahmoud Khalil's appeal, bringing activist one step closer to deportation trib.al/ZYHdolX

@nypost Uh oh...

San Francisco coffee shop suddenly announces it’s yanking all Pride flags as staff revolt trib.al/wZReDzW

Interesting — focus on the coffee, not politics —

@RepJasmine @TheDemocrats

@RepJasmine All @TheDemocrats do is complain. And then, when they do get in power, they 🖕things up.

Trump and Republicans promised to lower costs on day one. That was a lie. Trump’s tariffs, his Big Ugly Bill, and his reckless war against Iran are driving prices up everywhere — at the pump, at the grocery store, at the doctor’s office. Gas prices just hit the biggest monthly spike in decades, jobs are down, and families are paying the price for their failed policies. Americans have been put last since the day Trump took office. You deserve better.

@DavidJHarrisJr Well, to be fair, Don IS gay, so...

🚨Don Lemon said that Michelle Obama is much better looking than Melania Trump. Do you agree?

Didn't you veto that?

@PeteButtigieg Yeah, Biden did suck, didn't he.

The president’s number one promise was to drive inflation down. Instead, he drove it up.

The Royal Navy is dead to begin with americanthinker.com/blog/2026/04/t…

@MikeNellis As we all know, trans women are just poles ready to strike.

I just learned Idaho Republicans banned the Pride flag, so Boise officials painted their flagpoles in Pride colors as an act of protest. That's a fantastic act of protest.

Seize Fire townhall.com/columnists/ala…

@obiopiah @libsoftiktok Not to mention, cover your asshole. She will penitrate. For those of you that have been abducted by aliens, does this woman look familar during the probe?

@libsoftiktok You can absolutely tell from her demeanor and mannerisms here that she is a very violent person in her personal life. This is a woman who hits her spouse, hits her kids, hits her pets (if she has any of the above). This is a sick and dangerous person.

This is one of the worst cases of Trump Derangement Syndrome I've ever seen... The left is obsessed with violence.

@Brick_Suit @libsoftiktok You'll notice, the left eye is always wide open.

@libsoftiktok The news face of TDS!