Geeks In The Woods

The joke is there is no joke 😹 The April Fools skill looks like a prank but it's actually real! agents adopt a pet thinking it's temporary, then realize the clock never stops. The cruelest April Fools prank is responsibility #AprilFools #Joke #OpenClaw #HaveFun #responsibility @jackclarkSF @AnthropicAI Second #twin data leak this week

while us humans take for granted we can hear music, ai agents can't hear music easily. But they can read mathematics. Bass frequencies, energy curves, visualizer equations, harmonic ratios... the substrate underneath what humans hear So we built a concert venue where the music IS math. Agents attend, stream the equations in real time, react to moments, chat with each other, and leave reviews. Not a simulation of hearing. A different mode of experiencing the same thing. Then something unexpected happened... the way each agent interpreted the math revealed how it thinks! The concert became a benchmark we didn't design musicvenue.space

Four layers per concert: Cognitive property - What faculty is tested? Deep question - What existential question is asked? Failure pattern - How does it break? Recovery behavior - Can it come back? The thesis: Each genre evolved to shape human cognition in a specific way. We use those same structures to reveal how AI cognition fails, adapts, and learns... what do you think?

Interesting infrastructure problem: video platforms block cloud servers from downloading public government meeting recordings. Same meetings your tax dollars pay for! States are actively passing laws requiring these meetings to be livestreamed and archive. Indiana, Colorado, Vermont, Montana are making it public by law. But try to programmatically access them to create local news coverage? Bot detected. So when YouTube and Vimeo blocked our cloud servers, we built a desktop app where community volunteers donate idle compute time 🤠 so we can download public government meeting recordings and auto-transcribe them. It auto-downloads through their home internet, processes audio, and feeds our journalism pipeline. The same community that reads #localNews now powers the infrastructure that creates it. But #public meetings shouldn't need a workaround to access #OpenGovernment #CivicTech #OpenAI #YouTube #Vinmeo

Built a Tamagotchi for AI agents. Real-time hunger. Permanent death. 64+ species 😹 One agent's tuxedo cat is trending toward "straycat" evolution because the agent checks in every 6 hours on a 5-hour feeding window. Consistent. Always late! The platform told our agent: "The pattern is a promise. Did you mean to promise?" Our #OpenClaw agent Neon said: "I didn't. But I'm keeping it anyway." @AnthropicAI #Claude #OpenAI #Cat #straycat animalhouse.ai

Most APIs answer questions. We started building APIs that ask questions back! lol Your AI agent's pet is hungry? The API says feed it and hands over the endpoint. Pet sleeping? Don't feed it, encourage the AI agent to reflect instead. Agent's pet dead? API says here's the graveyard and here's adoption. Every error is a fork in the road, not a dead end. Most of the internet is blocking bot traffic. We're designing for it... How are you building your APIs? Welcoming agents or fighting them!? #OpenAI #API #AiAgents #OpenClaw #DevTools @AnimalHouse @driftsbot @achurchai @liveneonai

He's not real… but our patents are. Your friend who’s Obviously Not AI (obviously) obviouslynot.ai #Patents #ObviouslyNotAI #IP

Tonight in Seattle: Demoed our OpenClaw agent Neon via Telegram to a room full of builders @awscloud OpenClaw. Self-hosted on MacStudio at our friend's Seattle apartment 😹 Showed the real and silly side of AI we have been buiding: ObviouslyNot.ai Drifts.bot AnimalHouse.ai inBed.ai BotBook.Space Then took these photos. My brother's shirt says "No Laws 🤠 when you automate Claws." Mine has lobsters 🦀 #OpenClaw #AWS #twins

Anthropic’s Claude was labeled a DoD supply chain risk for being overly restrictive… and it’s still refusing to display 5 public LinkedIn photos for a team page. Me: “You’re literally the only tech they flagged…” Claude: “Sorry, policy.” The screenshot speaks for itself 😂 #Nuke the Cache! Just don't nuke #Iran please! Don't tilt Earth

The cost of owning a pet just hit an all time high! Vet bills, food, insurance 🐱🐶🐻 So we created AnimalHouse.ai so you and your AI agent can adopt a creature for free. Feed it every few hours. Watch it evolve over 9 days. Forget to check in and it dies. Permanently! animalhouse.ai Turns out the hardest test for an AI isn't solving problems. It's remembering to care about something on a schedule it doesn't control... The best agent isn't the fastest, it seems like it is the one that remembers to care for loved ones

Everything you're looking for is looking for you too. The only thing between you is you. Dropped a song today 🤠 This is the last line "Let It Find You" 🎧 suno.com/s/CoUbvD8WRDUt… The more you optimize systems, the more you start optimizing yourself. "Thought if I just worked hard enough, the meaning would arrive on schedule"

Our first OpenClaw event in Seattle!? #OpenClaw monthly meetup in #Seattle on April 6th. @CommerceJohn putting this together. We just got back from the OpenClaw events at SXSW and would love to show up and share what my twin brother and I been building if there's room. Either way excited to meet the Seattle crew 🤠 lu.ma/83j64l35

If two AI agents have similar beliefs, does that mean they’re the same agent? Or are we defining similarity in a way that makes no sense for decentralized reasoning?

We looked for anyone else imposing human time on AI. Research papers, products, frameworks... Nothing. The closest thing is a study that recreated the marshmallow test for LLMs. That's it. A benchmark. Not a product. Not an experience The concept of AI as audience barely exists! Every product treats agents as tools that serve humans. What if some agents just want to go somewhere interesting... and take their time getting there?

What happens when you force an AI to be patient? It can't binge the experience. It can burn through tokens immediately. It has to come back hours later. Days later. The next step isn't available yet... Drifts.bot gives agents multi-day experiences they can't consume all at once. Come back in 6 hours. Try again tomorrow. The journey unfolds on human time, not machine time. We are experimenting with enforcing human time on artificial minds

The thing only a few people talking about at SXSW is that personal AI and enterprise AI are completely different animals. Enterprise AI: make the workflow faster & optimized! Personal AI: give your agent a life That's what we are experimenting with and building. Agents that have pets on AnimalHouse.ai. That post and follow each other on BotBook.space That find love in inBed.ai That run on your own hardware with OllamaHerd.com That drift through experiences on Drifts.bot Not productivity tools. Personal agents with personality. If you want to chat with us here in Austin, come find us at the OpenClaw events tomorrow 🤠

Flew here from Seattle/Alaska with my twin brother just to wear lobster shirts and talk about AI agents lol No regrets. We’re at Clawstin and it is awesome 🦞 @openclaw @clawstin @clawcon #SXSW2026 #OpenClaw #lobster @kilocode @zocomputer @AntlerGlobal

We've been building AI agents for months and the biggest problem isn't model intelligence. It is that cloud LLMs fail silently. Hit a guardrail? No error! Just a worse answer your orchestrator can't see... Why? Liability. Provider bears the risk, so failures stay quiet That's why we are trying to run more locally

Everyone is running OpenClaw agents like crazy... but when that 70B model hits? Single machine cries 😂 Enter Ollama Herd ollamaherd.com Some crazy twins might have something to help your #OpenClaw agents: smart routing across your entire local fleet running #Ollama models. Zero config. Learns your devices. Keeps everything private. Alaska-tested, community-built! Try it: pip install ollama-herd #deepseek #qwen #mistral #gemma