Geekswipe

Checkmate, #veganism! Eat the fudging sand! #biology geekswipe.net/science/biolog…

@Google and @Apple, you fucking twats! Can't you both be compatible for fuck's sake! You useless piece of shits!

Pretty much what #stockmarket feels like, except the seat belt tore away on the last loopity loop and now I'm just hanging in there!

What a lacklustre trailer #CaptainAmericaBraveNewWorld is! 🥱 Need something fresh!

@goodreads Great thing! but every year you just include 'books published in US only' for your 'Choice Awards'. You can be globally inclusive. You are a monopoly in this space, you can still continue to do so by just being a little bit globally inclusive. Don't you think, @ajassy @JeffBezos?

Based on a Goodreads Choice Awards nominee! people.com/anne-hathaway-…

@goodreads, being a monopoly in the reading community (and owned by @amazon), ought to be responsible and globally inclusive. Excluding books that's published outside of the US in their 'Goodreads Choice Awards' is very American-centric! @ajassy, you can be better! #goodreads

@AskUphold I've shared the ticket number via DM. Please check.

@Geekswipe Hi there! We're sorry to hear about the trouble and understand how important this is for you. If you haven't already, could you please submit a support request here 👉 support.uphold.com/hc/requests/new and share your ticket number via DM so we can take a look as soon as possible! 🙏

@AskUphold, we're unable to log in to our account. Is there a way to resolve this as soon as possible? We have no indication or status on the state of our funds in your account. This is so frustrating!

If you ever feel alone ... or if the weight of the world is crushing on you ... just look at the stars! There's no friend like the universe. It's a great listener and a talker who speaks the most beautiful language! Science!

Well well well, @Reddit! We all know how low you can stoop. You could do better and come up with a better threat! Quoting Kevin McCallister ... Keep the change, ya filthy animal!

The thing is... When DIGG went haywire because of a series of stupid decisions, there was REDDIT. Exodus happened. With TWITTER there's no lesser evil to hop on. At worst, it's the other toxic walled gardens. Ultimately, strive to own your content. Create/express independently.

It's the 90s... You just survived school... You sit in front of the TV with some snacks and this plays - youtu.be/eZXg6Uaxd2k. Life ... was simple.

Marvel Studios’ Ant-Man and The Wasp: Quantumania ... ... ... more like Disney's Honey, I Shrunk The Kids crossed over with an unreleased Spy Kids script?

Ah, Ha, Ha, Ha, Stayin' alive! Stayin' alive!

Every time the government hikes fuel prices, I hear Tom Holkenborg's drums louder, punctuated with flashes of scavengers worshipping engines!

Creations, the expressions of the mind, is of virtue for many. But for the rest, a desperate resolve to hold onto something when the reality is inescapable.

Human veterans with ADHD, got any suggestions for someone with moderate ADHD to get that laser focus throughout the day? Something that doesn't have caffeine in it! Oh, and add anxiety into the mix too!

Yay! More players are coming back to #BF3. Thanks for all the bugs yo! EA! Servers may fall, but the battles won't! Community da! :)

If everybody holds ... Oh the nightmare!

@Windows FontForge Unlocker Calibre Keybase Youtube-dl OBS Unity!

Oh you love Windows? Name 5 different Windows apps.