Gemzar

@Se_Railway @ahall9201 Good to know, I was on the train that hit the debris on the track, not a person as you’ve been reporting. We were delayed for 3.5 hours whilst your engineers sauntered around laughing, and missed out on our theatre trip.

@ahall9201 If you wish to claim for further compensation I'd suggest contacting our Customer Services on the form here: spkl.io/6014AuFHm I've just been informed the train should've now reached Orpington. There will be staff on site who can assist you with whatever you require ^DR

@Se_Railway what is the update with the 16.31 from Sevenoaks - 16.50 London Bridge - we’ve been sat on the train for nearly an hour with no update.

@Se_Railway I was on this train, no person was hit. It was debris on the track, and you just took forever to resolve the issue.

@SamuelWRoberts The results speak for themselves, definitive proof Due South was a cultural beacon of the 90s, and its lasting and profound impact on us elder millennials.

@Gemzar Furious at these results tbh

Very specific poll alert! Please settle an argument between @SamuelWRoberts and me. Are you aged between 36-42. Do you remember the classic TV show Due South with the theme tune that slapped unnecessarily hard?

Mission Impossible was good daft fun, but a Trafalgar Square tube station? Frankly asking for one suspension of disbelief too far.

When content becomes art.

Just casually putting a fresh battery in the Ring doorbell this morning to make sure I don’t miss the postman. Leaving nothing to chance. #Switch2

@Glinner Thriving. Surviving. Moisturised. Millionaires.

Wonder how these disloyal bags of shit are doing today?

Finally got my invite to pre-order the Switch 2, then there was a significant delay receiving my code, and now they’ve sold out of the Kart bundle. And no soft bundle option.

@Therealizzard News crews being at a major incident isn’t that surprising…

Handily there was a camera crew...

I love Santa Clause: The Movie because it’s very much a film of two halves, the first being a classic sweet and charming sentimental Christmas tale, and then John Lithgow suddenly rocks up an hour into it and just fucks that shit up.

@GNRailUK Well into my fourth hour now thanks @GNRailUK and not even at London yet, and have to try and catch the last train back to Tonbridge. Absolute shambles.

@GNRailUK Currently at three and a half hours from Cambridge to London. Delay repay doesn’t even begin cover it.

⚠️ It is with great sadness that we report a person has been hit by a train between Hitchin and Stevenage. All lines are blocked between these stations whilst the emergency services work to deal with this incident. Service information will follow.

@Clarkeyclarke93 Just incredible not only the level of sign off this probably went through, but the hilarious double downing of social coms.

I’ve also hedged my bets and joined the exodus over to Bluesky, find me there as ‘gem-zar’ for the same highly sporadic, mediocre to down-right inane content.

Frankly these things were a mess, such lofty ambitions, such questionable execution. The perfect embodiment of Christmas: 5/7.

I'm not even going to apologise for this pun, but it has been a rollercoaster of a week so far, however here's some sunshine in a box for the world to enjoy. First one to create an effigy to Gary Barlow's massive son, wins.

So torn. Want to abandon this place thanks to its despotic and cringe owner. But at the same time this is the only place you can get Gary Barlow’s huge son content.