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Dr. Gonzo always has the right prescription. “Rum Diary”

Who specifically is the asshole who added DEI lies to Academy Awards eligibility instead of it just being about making the best movie?

@cb_doge @elonmusk

X is the most powerful platform in the world. Today, the Prime Minister of India himself used X to fact-check a major news claim and directly tell people the truth. That’s the power of X. X is not just a social media app. It is the world’s real-time public square.

Elon Musk reveals the brutal math behind why a single hour of his time is worth $100 million "Tesla this year will do over $100 billion in revenue, so that's $2 billion a week. If I make slightly better decisions I can affect the outcome by a billion dollars. The marginal value of a better decision can easily be in the course of an hour $100 million" "You have to look at it on a percentage basis. If you look at it in absolute terms, I would never get any sleep. I'd just keep working and work my brain hotter, trying to get as much as possible out of this meat computer"

@nic_munoz @iacobbus

@iacobbus It's definitely a sacrifice

Why Elon Musk eats insanely fast: At one point his biographer was having dinner with him and said: "As the food arrived, Musk consumed it. That is, he didn't eat it as much as he made it disappear rapidly with a few gargantuan bites. Desperate to keep Musk happy and chatting, I handed him a big chunk of steak from my plate. The plan worked... for all of ninety seconds. Meat. Hunk. Gone." Bottom line: Elon prioritizes speed in everything he does.

@Weakcheeks1 @latenightercom

@latenightercom I won't miss Colbert's late night hate rallies.

'The Late Show' has unveiled the grand plan for Stephen Colbert's final four episodes, and... well, we almost have more questions now than we did before. dlvr.it/TSYddh

@RurbanHermit @GeraldoRivera

@GeraldoRivera Just curious, were you calling for WPT when Obama or Biden where presidents and oil prices got over $100/bbl? Oh...by the way, when they tried this in the early 80's it was an economic failure by every measure.

Gas prices are through the roof. Isn’t it time for a windfall profits tax on oil companies? They are making a fortune as America goes broke.

At a certain point, money stops being the motivation. I don’t work 18 hours a day because I need more wealth, I do it because I want to build something extraordinary that my children can be proud of. What drives me now is competing in the AI race and making sure North America, not China, leads the future of advanced technology. That’s why I’m building sustainable data centers at scale to prove we can out innovate, out build, and out compete while doing it the right way.

@Maseb244 @unusual_whales

@unusual_whales Unplug from the fake news media. All news is fake news. News has been scripted for 50+ yrs

Nearly 590,000 people paid $59 million in deposits for the Trump gold phone, yet a year later not a single device has shipped and the launch date has disappeared from the website, per YF Trump Mobile’s updated terms reportedly now state deposits do not guarantee a phone will ever be produced or made available for sale.

@BoLoudon Clown

79 is the new 39. President Trump is aging in reverse.

@libsoftiktok @GavinNewsom

Yo @GavinNewsom, where’s my $100k?

The masks 🎭 are off. The Director of US National Intelligence has officially confirmed that President Obama directed the Russia hoax against both President Trump and Russia. Obama’s new library should have a large section on his Russia hoax. Not many other achievements.

I’ve listened. I’ve reflected. I’ve grown. After losing 6,000 followers for buying a Cybertruck, I realized I needed a vehicle that better aligns with my followers’ environmental expectations and moral values. So I traded it in for a beauty that gets 7 MPG and personally accelerates glacier melt every time I tap the gas pedal. The good news is it has absolutely no connection to Elon Musk. Looking forward to earning back your trust, and hopefully those 6,000 refollows.

OMG JD Vance just revealed that the federal fraud task force found 186,000 dead people still collecting SNAP benefits But Democrats told me there’s no fraud?!

Entonces ahora el medio independiente y liberal ProPublica tira reportaje sin una dato certero o entrevistado con nombre… Esto como encargo demócrata contra Trump y aquí toda la izquierda y prensa caen… ¿Vieron la línea editorial del “medio” de encargo que recibe donaciones de las fundaciones de George Soros como el CPI?

I've liked Ken Griffin ever since he paid $44 million to prevent a dinosaur from leaving the US. Wealthy foreigners were trying to buy the dino and ship it to their country. Griffin outbid them and later said: “Apex was born in America and is going to stay in America”. Apex is now in an Arkansas museum. This is what wealthy Americans should be doing, investing, growing wealth, creating jobs, and protecting our assets. The fact that he is now publicly standing up against Zohran's class warfare tactics is completely necessary. Zohran poked the wrong bear. The politicians say you shouldn't like him, but I don't care, I like him.

in 1995, Elon Musk wrote three papers in University (Wharton). one was on a search engine for the internet. one was on electric cars. one was on solar energy. Google launched 3 years later. and he built the other two.

@cmatosa @Moluskein

@Moluskein Somos mas inteligentes q esto! 👀👇🏽🧐 Despierta Boricua 🇵🇷 Nos quieren meter las cabras!

Y lo mas cabrón es que muchos se lo creerán 🤦‍♂️.

@jaketapper When’s the book coming out Jakey?

10 years ago today:

@nicktitanmill @60Minutes

@60Minutes I love the fact that Liberals have basically stopped reproducing all together. They’ll be virtually extinct within a generation and the country can start to heal.

“We've stopped making babies. We've decided that being distracted by a dopamine hit around Candy Crush might be a good way to spend your time. Not if you're a full human," former Sen. Ben Sasse says in an extended interview. cbsn.ws/4cA1Jrp

@nikitabier Who gives a fk?!

Would it valuable to know how many of your followers have been active on X in the last 24 hours?