George Cunningham

@mariebudgie1 He still had the knife in his hands. If you’d ever been attacked with a knife (i have) then using force until the attacker surrenders the weapon is justified.

@networkrail Your website is not working, can i have an email address please, i need to report things growing on your land that are now growing into mine, cheers

@adje__ He’s still armed, they are absolutely right to keep kicking him until he drops his weapon.

As bad as what he did was, abhorrent actually, police absolutely cannot do this. Wtf!?

@glass92401 Whose is the other cup?

Afternoon Coffee with some Leather & Nylons

@TNLUK im in bed, in England, same as always and your app “cant verify” if i’m in the UK or not. WTF? Any danger of you lot sorting yourselves out and your dodgy app & website.

@pinkmagiclala Lies 😍😍😍😍

Sorry guys, I was informed that the Twitter servers couldn't handle 3 days of me in a row.

@Element_M1ller Nil nil tomorrow chief, two boring cunts managing two boring fucking outfits

Going from this to Arsenal v Atletico Madrid tomorrow is going to be an all timer of a comedown.

@alt_w_v_g Not a bad parody account, bravo 👏🏻

Had the back patio redone last week. Four guys showed up at 8:15. At 8:30 I went outside and asked if they had five minutes for a quick standup. The foreman said "a what." I said "a standup. Quick sync. Five minutes. What did you do yesterday. What are you doing today. Any blockers." He said "we just got here." I said "right so no blockers. Great. Let's reconvene at noon." He looked at his crew. His crew looked at the ground. At noon I went back outside. Asked for a status update. He said "we're on track." I said "on track relative to what baseline." He said "the plan." I said "is the plan documented somewhere." He pointed at the patio. Fair enough. My wife came outside around 2 PM. She said "have you been out here all day." I said "I've been providing board-level oversight." She said "you've been sitting in a lawn chair watching four men work." I said "that's what board-level oversight is." She went inside. They finished Thursday. One day ahead of schedule. The foreman shook my hand at the door and said "good working with you." I said "likewise. I'll send over a post-mortem." He said "please don't." Sent from my iPhone

@LeahRay @Turki_alalshikh Thicker than zoo glass

@Turki_alalshikh Hold up what’s signed?? Is this about football

To my friends in Great Britain - it’s happening 🦁. It’s signed ✍️🥊

@glass92401 Who is the other coffee and juice for 😬

Morning … Coffee

@scottish_brat 😍😍

@LeahRay @ESPNUK Youve never seen that in the mens game

@ESPNUK People hating on it but I’ve seen this happen in the men’s game too 😂

Mariona Caldentey’s equaliser is one Lyon won’t want to see again 😬

@pinkmagiclala Beautiful 😍❤️

Birthday selfie… I look absolutely thrilled 😂 Level 46 🎉

@taniajouel Im going, just in case there is a miracle

Wish I was going Northampton now xxx

@LeahRay Disrespectful little scumbag, stick to OF

What a performance Arsenal are going to WIN the Premier League🖕

@noprobsju Perfect 😍

Al fresco

@memechaotic Good luck getting out in a fire

Introvert's dream.

@RealAmirahLeia Oh aye 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

Is this your type? Let me know 🤞

@carla_denyer Imagine “fleeing war” yet leaving the ball & chain at home with the nippers 🤔

More cruelty from Labour today, who will send riot police to stop migrants in small boats These are human beings fleeing war and persecution If govt really wants to end dangerous channel crossings, they must open safe and managed routes to the UK bbc.co.uk/news/articles/…

@LeahRay Why are you knocking on and answering your own door talking to yourself?

Knock knock Who’s there? Leah Ray Leah Ray who? Leah Ray… you gonna come in or just stare at me all day