Lord George Ford 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿

@othingstodo_com I demand a drugs test on the green

@WorldDarkWeb Aye 😁

Can you?

@CalltoActivism Fanny

Describe Elon Musk in ONE word:

@fesshole What kind of phone do you have, must have some battery life?

20 year old here. I spent the summer working as a security guard at Asda. But I really didn't care if people were shoplifting. Times are hard. I'd just stand at the podium and go on my phone all day. Easiest job I've ever had

@fesshole Let me tell you about our friend Jesus.....

The longest I have ever gone without talking to anybody at all, including online and responding to texts etc, is 26 days. That was when I was 31. I turn 40 tomorrow and I plan on breaking that record before I turn 50. I got to 24 days last year but a Jehovah's Witness ruined it.

@vinquezada1 A cold

☝️ thing….

Benny Hill theme tune running through my head right now

@herotimeszero Ice cream

Name something that's tougher than Trump.

@fesshole READ THE SMALL PRINT

Hubby's big birthday this year. Booked loads of tickets to see fun things over the next few months. Booked what I thought were tickets to recording of comedy show. Turned out I'd booked a live broadcast at GB News. Mortified. Couldn't leave. Managed to keep our faces off camera.

@fesshole So basically your a dick

I get massive satisfaction by pressing pedestrian crossings on very busy roads. Making all those cars wait for me to cross makes me feel elite so to rub it in I walk across really slowly. I love watching their annoyed faces like I've made them late for something.

An Australian killer bird, even their blood birds are dangerous

@RheinbergerJohn @kaynat_kakar I saw what you did there 👍👏

@kaynat_kakar A few bombs from Houthis in nearby Yemen and it’s the end of the line.

10 Biggest MEGA PROJECTS in The World: These are the 10 most audacious engineering projects currently reshaping our planet: A 🧵

@kaynat_kakar This is going to fail so hard

2/10 The Line (Saudi Arabia) - $725 billion linear city project - 110 miles long, 1,600 ft tall mirrored buildings - Planned for 9 million residents - Zero-carbon city with high-speed underground transport - Construction began in 2022

@Sandford_Police For the greater gud

DM received this evening Undecided if we are more scared of the intent or the spelling and grammar

@GeorgeFoulkes @IanMurrayMP Britnats don't count

But the plaque says it was opened along with @IanMurrayMP , the Secretary of State for Scotland,

@Sandford_Police For the greater good

Breaking News - Footage of Tommy Robinson following his arrest under Schedule 7.17 of the Terrorism Act

@wat_thee_deuce_ My kind of place

What's the City?

This what Labour have in mind for Scotland

@lippyent Me

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