George the Dog

Hello new followers!!! I tweet about dog parks, tennis balls, car rides, dinner, and other dog stuff. That’s because I am a dog. P. S. I like ear scratches and belly rubs.

@FatherTim @scottagunn

@scottagunn Join me @GeorgeTDog! I have treats.

Oh, hi. Is this Threads?

@FatherTim @scottagunn HELLO DOGS! LET’S HANG OUT!!!

Hey, @GeorgeTDog, just thought you should know what’s going on in Palm Beach with @scottagunn.

Today THEY GAVE ME A BALL!!! In the back yard! I will show my appreciation by destroying it!

Happy #SATURDOG to everyone!!!!

@FatherTim Tell it to my people. They make me eat "dog food" all the time #cruelandunusual

Love this!

Why didn’t they take me here?!?! Steaks!!!

Hello from a Cathedral!!! My people are here to listen to a carillon concert, but I am here to smell things.

Hello on #NationalPetDay!!! Give your doggo ear scratches and feel free to RT moi!!!

@eamellott Only if their people are good, too

Advice to people, from a dog: be like a good dog. Love everyone. Don’t bite. Wag plenty.

@KaraNSlade Can dogs have good vibes? Or maybe I’m disqualified by “person”

@FatherTim You could be more of a fan by SENDING ME DOG TOYS!!!!!

Meanwhile, this is how my life is going… @GeorgeTDog

@MalcolmFrench Do they have dogs there? If so, give them some ear scratches!!!

@GeorgeTDog You are. There are people all over the world who love you, @GeorgeTDog . And as you may recall, you were once quoted in a church newsletter in Aotearoa New Zealand, which is on the other side of the world from where you live.

I am famoussssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

@KaraNSlade Just people? What about the dogs of Twitter?!?!?!?!

Oh, are you getting my dinner ready? I’m just going to keep an EYE ON YOU. Also, please hurry up

@frdavidken I like to play ball and play stick

@GeorgeTDog what can you play?

Today we went to a Christmas Fair and the coffee shop. Came up empty at the coffee shop, but I got to wear my CHRISTMAS COLLAR. I’m a dog. Can’t do Advent/waiting.

@eamellott 🍦 🍨 🐕

I am waiting for my people outside the ICE CREAM shop. I wonder if I will get anything?

@gaycjen Hi! Please make them give me ice cream

@GeorgeTDog Hi George!