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@Georgia2PointOh

the state of the world is thus

London, England Katılım Eylül 2019
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
Double standards really piss me off
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@tangozebra @fesshole It is possible to do line checks and wastage should be recorded. Some leeway either way is given in stocktake but if you start handing out many free drinks then they will be able to tell it’s not just the odd mistake.
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dave black@tangozebra·
@fesshole Not convinced. It's designed to be wasted, especially for training purposes, just like coffee etc. And presumably, a number of bar staff would be working there and would all be wasting some over the course of time. So unless the stock-take was the next day, they wouldn't know.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
Aged 18, first job, I worked in a pub. Figured they had no idea how to tell how many pints had been poured so gave my mates free drinks on my first shift. Never realised the barrels were a specific size and was sacked after the next stock take.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
I really wish that JK Rowling would shut the entire fuck up.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
Nothing much to say about Christmas really. I’ve just worked my arse off to make the best of it for my kids. But this year it just feels like all the things and people that are missing. And all the things i feel that i cannot say. And that’s all there really is.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
I am not setting a single alarm and I don’t wanna hear shit about fuck in the morning. Ok?
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
Me: when you finish work can you pick up x from the shop on the way Him: x friend is here I want to have a drink with him Me: ok don’t worry then you haven’t seen him for ages Him: OMG IF YOURE GONNA MAKE AN ISSUE OF THIS ILL JUST COME HOME Me: ??
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
When you find out someone who made your life hell at uni is working for the ministry of justice… 👌🏻
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
For the first time in months I’ve got into my bed with freedom from having to worry about work, school runs, errands, appointments, having to wake up early. And now I’m anxious because it feels like the next bad news is right around the corner. Survival mode is no way to live.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
Wait I’m no one direction fan but all I’ve seen is Liam Payne slander for the past week then out of nowhere he freaking died?????????? Only 31. Jesus Christ. Rest in peace
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
It’s pissing down and we’re expecting thunder any minute right as I’m about to do school run but I’m not complaining because it looks like shitty summer is fucking off
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
I have been listening to an alarm go off for like 3 hours and my alarm and siren and fire safety obsessed child isn’t even awake. This is a new level of heck.
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Lana Tatour@Lana_Tatour·
So Israel is attacking Lebanon and calling it “preventative attack.” And western media is likely to serve Israeli propaganda and report it as such. Let’s be clear, it’s an Israeli aggression. Israel is a threat and must be stopped.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
@lostitinlondon @blue_fish6070 @fesshole They were already fatherless, because an actual father wouldn’t be putting tinder dates before their children. No loss to her or the kids but the real question is why you’re making his shit behaviour her responsibility?
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My husband of 10 years has just left me for another woman. I created a fake Facebook profile, started messaging my husband & eventually we ended up sharing saucy texts. Sending naughty pics too. I then sent screenshots to his new lady. The feeling of satisfaction is amazing.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
@fesshole That’s her son and you’re doing this. You have no respect for her, forget the son. I can’t wait til she leaves you
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My partners son lives alternate weeks between his mum and dad. He is such a lazy disgusting twenty something. When he is with us, I purposely piss over the toilet seat and make a mess so it looks like he did it. 2 years in and it is working perfectly. Partner wants him gone.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
@fesshole Sounds like you wasted your own time
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
When I was a university student, I applied for unpaid internships to practice my interviewing skills. If I received an offer, I always declined. I did this to get back at exploitative companies by wasting their time while practicing my interviewing skills for free.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
@fesshole Don’t think she can control how big her poos are.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
My wife REGULARLY blocks the toilet when she does a poo. I am running out of ways of politely suggesting she might try tightening her sphincter occasionally and crimping it into more manageable amounts instead of just chucking it out in one big orca-sized dump.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
@fesshole I actually love this because I’m a weirdo who thinks about things like where has this stone been and have I ever drank milk from the same cow
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I pick up small stones when I'm walking. I take them abroad and drop them in new countries. I've left them in parks, on beaches and even presidential palace gardens. I've been doing this since I was 14 and I'm now 46 and I've left stones on all continents except Antarctica.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
@fesshole So you like the taste of starch. Strange.
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Fesshole🧻@fesshole·
I eat pasta for most of my meals. Not because I really love pasta, but because I really love drinking pasta water.
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Georgia@Georgia2PointOh·
On the downside I need a new mattress because I’m waking up every morning feeling like I’ve been run over by a bus. On the upside, it’s the first night in fucking ages that it’s been cool enough and not too humid to sleep without the fan
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The Temptress of Waikiki@Ms_PaulaEssi·
@heymrsbond Yes + millennial Your bed/house clothes should never double as street clothes. Also, people who wear PJs in public rarely look washed: Messy pineapple bun, dry and dull face, and fuzzy teeth. Unless you're going through a depression, there's no reason to be so unpresentable.
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