Georgina Burrows

the "boys are back in town" may be a happy anthem but its very pleasure also depends on sorrow. for while we celebrate the boys' return we also know they must leave. even now the hour of their departure draws close. perhaps we ourselves will be the ones who drive them away

Lately whenever a conversation starts to lag I’ve been saying “so cabbage is having a moment, huh?” and each time the other person goes “yeah I’ve been hearing that.”

Prisoner cell block HRH.

@tristandross Alert Mike Skinner asap

in the 80s, 90s, 00s, 10s and 20s, peter mandelson, went mad

@GailRenard If only people knew back in *coughs* 2011

I love Stephen. The face of a doomed WW1 officer and the wardrobe of John Travolta. #thetraitors

Ok but Rachel is an actual, pathological psychopath right? Like no emotions, no fear. #TheTraitors

drunk lying is so fun. i convinced a guy my name was envelope but that it was pronounced like “penelope”

Me when someone doesn’t use headphones on public transport #TheTraitors #Traitors

I threw my dog a ball. Extravagant I know, but she looks gorgeous in an evening gown.

Ten years ago today

Ok but hear me out - what if one of the traitors is actually the Red Traitor and the other traitors don’t know it? #TheTraitors

They’re not even real traitors anymore, just assistants to the regional secret traitor #TheTraitors

@HarvesterStallo This looks like Sportsbanger…

A lot of these I would wear. XL Bully v HM Government the obvious choice.

Patiently waiting until tomorrow to spend two hours in the big Tesco blocking the aisles as I slowly browse the veg section and buy one onion which I shall pay for by cheque.

tell you what, someone should open a food hall featuring a range of street food vendors selling everything from burgers to tacos to Indian food, and everything should cost between £11 and £16

i’m genuinely in love with this ad a french one? for a SUPERMARKET?? like woah

Woke up in the night feeling really snug, in the middle of a dream where I was saying that the creative inspiration for my snug state was directly influenced by the bug who was snug in the rug

my ducks: in a row my elephant: addressed my eggs: several baskets my bigger fish: fried

If it has certain demographics frothing at the mouth over the portrayal of men, you know #RiotWomen is exactly the drama we needed in 2025. Also, it’s bloody wonderful.