George

Can we all try to b a little nicer to each other?

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@altyjacky You’re already perfection, look at you.

Now if I found the motivation to go to the gym I’d be unstoppable

@CourtNewsUK Those Police Officers are utterly pathetic. Listen to the tone of voice, the male officer sounds fed up and jaded. There is no genuine attempt to de-escalate or engage with him as a human, or as the confused old man that he clearly is. They’re a disgrace to the uniform.

A frail 92-year-old man brandishes a butter knife at police in a care home. They use a pepper spray on him and a ASP baton before tasering him. He died in hospital from Covid three weeks later. Best with sound on... courtnewsuk.co.uk/police-officer…

@LangmanVince So the American ones taste better?

This is truly eye-opening!

31 but 18 in Ben Platt years

@FreckledLiberty Snooker table

what would you put here?

@MerlinFDC4 @deplorabristol Right lol

@deplorabristol Lol. At the risk of stating the obvious, a net worth of 500m would allow pretty much any and every choice under the sun. 🤷🏼‍♀️

With the emboldening of so many bitter, envious, stupid and spiteful lefties, the U.K. is no longer a safe place for the successful.

@JoshMalina @nytimes 😂😂

I do enjoy doing the @nytimes crossword of a morning.

@haveigotnews Want Greenland to become a US state

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@comingupconnor I’m in

@Georhamm1 There are no wrong answers to these questions

Yeah I ain’t listening to all that, side note hey gays who wants to recreate this photo with me?

@fredsirieix1 @ProfBrianCox Get @volvocars to make a giant car and put into orbit on a collision course with the asteroid.

@ProfBrianCox How can we deflect such a big object from crashing on earth? Is it even possible with the technology at our disposal?

Interesting situation - if the probability remains this high then we will have to make a decision on preparing a deflection mission - which would be a good investment even if (as is most likely) we don’t need to use it this time. It’s as if the Universe has decided to do an experiment to see if Planet Earth is still capable of taking rational decisions!

@fredsirieix1 @ProfBrianCox Big water cannon

@NoContextBrits Might accept cash though, have you tried sticking a twenty in it?

I think it’s card only.

@haveigotnews dip biscuits in

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@haveigotnews bathe in

@haveigotnews hang wallpaper

@comingupconnor Do they have to be burnt or is that optional? 😛

The picture doesn’t look great but genuinely honey roasted rainbow carrots served on hummus get into it

@WeaponsVault Jump 360 no scope

What would be the best way to enter?