Merlin 🎇 Griffiths

Downloaded for posterity. GG sir. 🥂

A brief history of my adventures making handheld Tesco scanners display rude words, before they stopped displaying first names entirely 😂😂😂

#VATINLINEWITHEUROPE #V #HOSPITALITY State of the Hosptiality nation. @UKHofficial @ukhcymru @ukhscotland are campaigning for a lower rate of VAT to 12.5% @beerandpub are campaigning for VAT to be cut to European levels. @NTIAgov @ntiaofficial are campaigning for a targeted VAT cut in line with Europe to 13% @BIIandBIIAB are campaigning for a VAT cut to 10%. @HospUlster are calling for VAT intervention to protect jobs and competitiveness, especially with Ireland moving to 9%. @IoH_Online are supporting research into a VAT Cut inline with Europe @CAMRA_Official continue to call for VAT cut in line with European levels to support pubs. @scothospgroup and @Scotbeerandpubare calling for VAT relief in line with Europe to protect jobs, pubs, restaurants and communities. @NFFF_UK are supporting a a VAT Cut to 13% @CampaignforPubs are supporting a Vat cut to European levels The exact number may vary. 10%., 12.5% or 13%. Yet all various European levels. The message is now the same. Hospitality is united with one important call. Cut VAT in line with Europe. With the @reformparty_uk promising 10% @LibDems promising 15% and @AndyBurnhamGM / @AngelaRayner also supporting a VAT cut to European levels. If not, IF, but when… #VATINLINEWITHEUROPE #HOSPITALITY #CUTVAT #SUPPORTBRITISHHOSPITALITY @wonky_table @HospoVoices @HospoTogether

@JacobDuck Pete is one of my oldest friends. He's awesome.

@MerlinFDC4 so….in really hope you are very well! And then.. last week I experienced the most amazing cocktail.. a shaky Pete, in hawksmoor manc. A stunning drink. 2 questions 1- if I asked you would you have known it, and 2- could you quickly recreate it? Try one twas lovely

@BeverleyCrossl4 Everything can be "fettled" 🥂

@MerlinFDC4 Hi, haven’t conversed for a while. Enjoying watching First Dates and loved you yesterday on James Martin. Friends bought me 10 tinned cocktails for my birthday. Lovely thought but not up to “our” standards. Will have to be inventive.

Spring has sprung. Still a little nippy though.

Northants Meetup: May 31st 6pm @MerlinFDC4's pub The Dog & Gun, Walton. Sats accepted at the bar! Sponsored by @CoinCorner - Winner of @escape2bitcoin gets a @bitcoin_bottle Who's in? @workshop_btc @brumbitcoin @leicester_btc @LeamBitcoin @Musqet_Bitcoin

A thing of beauty. Six minutes up and down. And probably ready to go again tomorrow. Hurry up @elonmusk I want to be able to serve weightless martinis on your first orbital transfer station!! 🍸

@BBCNews The country is going to hell in a handcart and our cretinous MP's are wasting time and money putting something into law that is already policy in most, if not all schools and has been for years. Idiots.

Overreach once again re smartphones at school. Our secondary school needs one to access timetables, house points and homework as well as check balances for food. The school is already strict and use of SP is limited, and local web access monitored.

Happy Eggmas 🐔🐣🥚

As communities gather this weekend, @AstroVicGlover reflects on the shared spaceship we all call home: Earth.

@michelrouxjr One of the few things where butter is the main event, like a good Jamon Beurre sandwich.

@MerlinFDC4 Must be salted 😋

Hot Cross Buns. Slices of butter.

@DachshundColin Still cheaper than a Toto Washlet...

Boldly going where no man has gone before.

Many working people simply did not and do not have the luxury of 'deciding' whether to save or not.

@___BMA___ 63mph is not an overtaking speed.

We could never have something like this in Britain, solely because you would find on average every 12 miles, someone in a Peugeot 307 sat in the fast lane doing 0.4mph, whilst hunched over the steering wheel with their bottom lip dribbling all over the fucking window

@RoadLoop_App @ me then 💪🥂

@MerlinFDC4 Unfortunately not yet, I am looking to release android later this year.

Cripes, needed emergency fuel stop today (normally more organazized!)... £2.02 per litre on diesel 🫥 Wow. Those doing company miles at £0.45 per, how on earth are you making it work?

@ell1emay Dietary adjustments rarely are. I feel for you. Happy Easter 🐰

@MerlinFDC4 2 months ago I had to go gluten free and believe me Gluten free hot cross buns are NOT as tasty .....I'm missing them :(

Yes... in fact, we are going right now.

@h4ckys4ck @ericamorecambe I don't think he's coming back

@ericamorecambe She needs to move on

If those astronauts go around the moon and can find no trace of Lisa Stansfield’s baby then I really think that’s it, we’ve exhausted all lines of enquiry