GergleBipper™

Bouncing a basketball off a medieval knights helmet and breaking his ankles as his mobility is limited by full plate armor

wtf is vagueposting it’s called subtweeting you newgens

Blowing my mind out of its casing as it’s not enough to captivate you

Sorry for being overbearing I’ll leave you alone forever

“The male loneliness epidemic is self inflicted” yeah maybe by my genes

Yeah I got a brain worm

@InsaneFBposts @traeshark Nope it was funny and I think 65 people agree with me 💔🐶

@GergleBipper @traeshark lol you definitely wrote that out of pure rage and not because you were being funny. Don’t try to backtrack now that you look fucking stupid.

if u need the threat of eternal damnation to be a good person i think that says more about you

Which is usually true

Theirs always someone 10 steps ahead of me because I’m afraid to say how I feel so I get into a cycle of never saying it because I have a hunch they already have someone

Poly people are fucking greedy

@damptoast_ When you bend it do you act like your stabbing yourself as a bit

Yall fw my sword tattoo or

To poor for leg extension surgery should I just #kms

I’m one in 203,211 you’ll never know another me

someone looked at me and i almost became real

@liIpochaco You just gotta say im walkin here in a Boston accent

the fucking worst is walking behind two people who are already taking up the entire sidewalk and when u finally get the space to go around them they just spread out even more

Mom told my friends I was the opposite of a picky eater growing up and my friend said "real eater" and my mom went like "Yes exactly"

@InsaneFBposts @traeshark Big words for a fella who can’t tell I wrote the Asshole tweet because it’s funny and am fucking with him

@GergleBipper @traeshark I suppose a retard like you would consider a 50-word post to be a think piece lmao Again, your life experiences have been a gestalt of being submerged in a culture with people who share your ethics! Ethics which were largely or even mostly derived from Christianity.

Ughhhh why am I such a fucking chud

I even stopped using epics launcher for free games because it's just so ass

@TruecelFeminist Ice spice after a stroke

B I G U Y e s r n u e o e c f s t k . s h y . i . c . a . l . . a . n . d

Wait hold up people won’t get paid anymore for stealing tweets? Is the blue check Armageddon going to end