Geronimo Bojorquez

@himaniguptaa real af

pretty men are less likely to cheat cause they’re immune to attention in the same way women are, it's the ugly ones you gotta worry about

@lostinproxies we call them vegetarians my little bucket of kfc

We need a slur for people who don't like me I mean like hypothetically ofc, if such a person were to exist (lol AS IF, can you even imagine lmao)

@meadandjuniper still waiting for my Joan of Arc 😌

Why is it that whenever a woman expresses any sentiment of longing on social media there will always be some guy in the comments offering up himself as the shining night who will satisfy this longing, while the reverse is far less common

@RoRoFli y u do this 2 me my love?

when you try flirting with a 2/10 to gain some experience and they start commenting “My love" on all your posts

@taijitu_sees I love you Lou What? *next* And they lived happily ever after

@GeronimoBork Listened the other day in the car and my wife asked if I really wanted to pay attention to it and didn't get the appeal 😂

Somehow, I find dictionary thumpers to be way worse than Bible thumpers now.

@taijitu_sees Tickles the funny bone every time

@GeronimoBork Who is on first? Exactly.

@taijitu_sees Humorous? Yes. I think you meant humerus? No. Are you sure? What do you mean “yew?” I mean *you* Yew? Yes. Huh? You! Yew? Not me. You! What?!? Idiot. *shit eating grin*

@GeronimoBork It at least makes it kinda funny to recognize what's going on and workable. Especially if you're willing to drop labels.

@taijitu_sees Yeah. Huge pet peeve.

@GeronimoBork Lmao yeah. Consensus epistemology. Or, I know what your idea is, but I don't think it matches the word you used, sorry, can't understand!

@marblesoftcore if ur feed isn’t nonstop boob discourse ur gay

The algo really is too sensitive. One or two likes and my “for you” swaps from geopolitics to middle-aged Japanese women in underwear.

@LordIxabert One of the few non-retarded takes I’ve seen. Solid as far as it goes.

Non-enhanced athletes will tend to outperform the 'enhanced' ones for the rather obvious reason that naturally athletic humans are, by definition, genetically superior to those obliged to rely on artificial augmentation in order to perform competitively.

@PennMaxxing ay pobrecita! u really be bitchmaxxing rn

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@taijitu_sees Definitely “nuts!” I liked crab-olive too

@GeronimoBork Lmao. The nuts to stonefruit spectrum

When I encounter a gruff person, the gruffness inevitably seems to be a barrier to protect their soft interior. Yet when I encounter a soft person they tend to have a gruff interior they temper in softness. There's some sort of ratio going on here.

@Scherry_Sc Every word is a measure of the gap between you and another

@GeronimoBork Tell that to X who denies word space to unverified people like me who use full sentences, including punctuation and have to edit / replace sentences blah blah.. u get the picture, right?

Makes sense. I’m not super high iq (depending on what you consider high). I’d like to think I’m smart enough to recognize a genius, and smart enough to know I’m not one of them. The engine itself is less important than where you go with it anyway. That doesn’t mean all rides are the same though (or their comfort).

@Scherry_Sc More words = more connection locally & less connection globally

@GeronimoBork Gotcha ! 😉 that’s so contradictory!! Me asking and u explaining 😂😂😂 thanks anyways,

@Scherry_Sc Two people on similar wavelengths eventually reach a kind of singularity where you don’t need to say anything at all.

@Scherry_Sc You can only approximate it by excluding most words. Ultimately ineffable.