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Gerraint™ Oakley
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Gerraint™ Oakley
@Gerraint
Building affordable homes with @PlatformHousing Mentor NED & Chair @CHCymru @ongouk Veteran. Hates cucumber. Gair-eye-nt #cycling @gerraint.bsky.social
Penarth and Bath Katılım Haziran 2009
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If alcohol affects your short term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.
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A friend of mine just got divorced.
He and his ex-wife split the house.
He got the outside.
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I went into KFC earlier, I said “Can I pay by card?”
They said “Sure, what card have you got?”
I said, “The six of clubs.”
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I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes.
It's all about raisin awareness.
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Just had a row with my Spanish neighbour, for playing my Madness records too loud.
Miguel's mad at me..
GIF
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A Caveman and a Bear walk into a bar...
Bartender says, "Okay, what's your story?"
Caveman replies, "Bear with me".
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I've decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat:
Pictures, mirrors, scales...
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Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.
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I once knew a farmer who fed Marmite to his pregnant pig.
She's just had a litter of 12 Twiglets.
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