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Gerraint™ Oakley

@Gerraint

Building affordable homes with @PlatformHousing Mentor NED & Chair @CHCymru @ongouk Veteran. Hates cucumber. Gair-eye-nt #cycling @gerraint.bsky.social

Penarth and Bath Katılım Haziran 2009
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If alcohol affects your short term memory, imagine what alcohol can do.
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A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.
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I went into KFC earlier, I said “Can I pay by card?” They said “Sure, what card have you got?” I said, “The six of clubs.”
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“We can’t refuel the plane.. the rain is too heavy.”
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I spend my time telling people about the benefits of dried grapes. It's all about raisin awareness.
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Just had a row with my Spanish neighbour, for playing my Madness records too loud. Miguel's mad at me..
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A Caveman and a Bear walk into a bar... Bartender says, "Okay, what's your story?" Caveman replies, "Bear with me".
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I've decided I'm going to avoid everything that makes me fat: Pictures, mirrors, scales...
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Not a lot of people know this but the singer Bill Withers had a brother called Bear, who wrote telephone hold music.
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I once knew a farmer who fed Marmite to his pregnant pig. She's just had a litter of 12 Twiglets.
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