Gerry “G Spot” Sanders

@marvseymour Move those blankets

Im so fucked for my exam tomorrow. Ice cold coors light #bluemountains

Couldn’t afford gas and I’m out of beer #dinner

@Stevejooz69 Go for it Steve

Should I become a foot model? #LANK

Just suck my shit dry at that point #fuck

Breakfast dox

My buddy told me I’m too old to eat a pb&j. What do yall think

I need gas today #fuck ruins your whole day

Didn’t drink last night #soft

@xUncleBandanax Everyone knows this

Anybody know ball? 😂

My buddy says Fritos Honey bbq are the best chips of all time. What do yall think bout that?

@DrewPFux Have a night Drew

2 more of these until I start liking instagram stories. 3 more until I get racist

@JBGOOTER @DivotDoctrine We have similar problems Jim

@DivotDoctrine Have better and more consistent drives. Be better with my short irons, be better with my long irons. Be able to hit a hybrid or wood when I need to/be able to put it where I want. Be able to hit more greens. Have a good chip when I miss a green. Be better at putting. I’m close.

Fill in the blank: My golf game would be so much better if I could ______.

@JBGOOTER I’m being sincere Jim and I love the head covers

@GerryGSpotS You like, G? I’m very sensitive. I can’t handle sarcasm if you’re being mean…

🚨500 follower bag reveal🚨 Golf purists, PLEASE do not attack me for my neon green Nike bag! It’s my first bag! I got it last year for free when I got into this great game that we call golf! Upgrade coming this summer! #TakomoGang #18handicapbag #bagreveal #thebig500

Jayson Tatum and Jaylen Brown piss me off

@ParkLang12 Just need to make it to the weekend Parker and tomorrows Friday

@GerryGSpotS Wife left with the kids too. Had a huge meltdown after a top 2 in Fortnite last night. #roughtime

@squirmy6908 Frank you’ve been in the game way longer than me

Mfs tweeting with less than 263 followers.

@MidnightJoneser Your a patriot

4 years ago, I got drunk and hit my head on my buddy’s truck hitch before my fraternities band party. Still went tho

@TomTuffknucks My bad Tommy

Some asshole slapped this on my rig when I was in Kroger and I drove home with this on the back

@jordanpoolers Have a day austin

Killed 12 tacos in between class, currently lighting up the all gender bathroom. Let’s keep this momentum rolling into the weekend