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@srplsrats @Myhardy_Mofo Addiction is really something huh 😭

@Myhardy_Mofo yeah i dropped a cart in my own piss once and still hit it i never cared

Your own pee? Lmaoooo I would’ve gotten my watch and called it a day.

@mutsukirujia Yin and yang kittens

@JBurnfort And what exactly are you going to do with the picture after you've taken it? 😭

“Weirdo taking pictures of random dudes” Yeah I am cause why are you in a wife beater in class?

me trying to deny the gay allegations in middle school

@r0ja_x @gwttelly_ @funcle551 I thought you were actually gonna make a solid point for a second but you're just racist 💔

@gwttelly_ @funcle551 $6b/yr doesn’t even put a dent into “world hunger”, it’s all money laundering nonsense and no one has the responsibility to ensured continued breeding of Africans

Duuudeee

@TrazInfiGo @lemoncholia__ Same shit different flavor

@lemoncholia__ Westoids femboy fan vs Eastern European femboy enjoyer

@marchintorussia Wait what did he do

I genuinely did not fucking realize until now that this is actually the like THE fallenchungus I've gotten so used to people replicating his style I assumed this was another copycat and didn't think about it

chud is one letter away from chad and the only thing that changes is u

@bankedup15 @maul_ren @holliesthoe @T_Marie60 ''Prudish culture'' and its people saying reading works about siblings copulating and women being raped is weird 😭✌️

@maul_ren @holliesthoe @T_Marie60 Reading about something doesn’t mean you support it irl. Prudish culture is coming back so strong omg. Y’all are puritanical. Obv nobody’s forcing anybody to read or not read anything but attitudes are so toxic

exactly this

@JasonToddsBike @maul_ren @holliesthoe @T_Marie60 Yes but why would someone want to read about that...? Like you can but just why..?

@maul_ren @holliesthoe @T_Marie60 THEN DONT FUCKING READ IT ITS FICTIONAL CHARACTERS YOU PEOPLE ARE SO SOFT AND STUPID CENSORSHIP WILL COME FOR YOU TOO IT DOESNT MATTER IF THE WORKS I READ MAKE YOU UNCOMFORTABLE

@mixxmatic @kiiiwiiiz Reposted, liked, AND saved 😭

@kiiiwiiiz but you reposted…

this is so disgusting wtf

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@ruikasaoshi You literally have to not get an ATOM of play in real life to be asking for something like this 😭

while everyone is arguing CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BE IN TWITTER SITUATIONSHIP WITH ME 18+ MALE OR ENBY PLS

dont get into arguments on discord. mfers will genuinely try to pin you as a pedophile for ANYTHING...

@sexton_is_GREAT Worried about the right thing in the wrong way smh 😭

lolz

@leyalienley @Aguywhoexists2 @Dolcelukajr Wait but i thought that pronouns don't necessarily have to correlate with gender so why would a lesbian woman who uses he/him pronouns be a lesboy? Im actually serious 😭

@Aguywhoexists2 @Dolcelukajr not really a lesboy is a lesbian woman who uses he/him pronouns or is genderfluid or smth

Everyone lately for some reason

@freemandandy88 @MellowMartian4 @josenpaiiii @MrPitbull07 There's nothing with using modern tools but you used chatgpt to write a tweet for you 😭

@MellowMartian4 @josenpaiiii @MrPitbull07 Modern tech tools obviously must be quite challenging for you and I can't help you too.

A Dollar General employee with diabetes started feeling the symptoms of a hypoglycemic episode while working at the cash register. She grabbed a $1.69 orange juice from the store and drank it to stabilize her blood sugar, then paid for it after the medical emergency passed. She did pay for it. But the company fired her anyway, calling it “grazing” because she consumed the item before purchase. Later, a jury sided with her and awarded her $277,565 total, including $27,565 in back pay and $250,000 in compensatory damages.

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@_500cigarettes @suicidecord Then they shouldn't repost it 😭

@suicidecord Please don't use ethnic slurs in memes it makes white memers unconfortable reposting it 🙁

when ur ordering pizza and the broke nіgga says “get wings”

@cousin_ofdeath @naifries Damn bruh leave some problems for the rest of us 😭

@naifries does having autism and an eating disorder and being emo and transgender count as problems

both my parents are pedophiles theyre all ableist my mums into eugemics my sisters racist my brothers an abusive weed addict my sister is everyphobic under the sun and shes highkey incestcious to my other sister