Jordan “Sack” Burnfort

“Imagine Bron inviting you back to the hotel room after a night out at the bar” I don’t even know what to think of this.

Need some good YouTube video recommendations to watch after 10 beers since I won’t be going out tonight. #lank

Another year of women celebrating earth day by posting ass on their IG story. This is not a complaint btw

@WLemons850551 Hindsight, prolly wasn’t the right choice but now much I can do now

@JBurnfort Nauseous just looking at it

Sunday beverage of choice

@Jerry4Gambling Deadass thought you were barefoot in there.

I’m at rock bottoms

@JosephMillerv3 @dynaharper Nigga

@dynaharper How does it feel to peel off your discharge soaked underwear after class?

@DonaldJohns7899 Didn’t know playing blackjack in a lecture that attendance isn’t required was normal but to each their own

@JBurnfort We still taking pictures of normal people in the big 26

Ferda Checklist: Backwards hat ✅ Flops ✅ Blackjack hands in class ✅ This dude is a fucking badass

Shut up nigga

5 likes and ill do bag tn

Me 30 years from now still showing up to the afters.

@WheelerAll17197 Dudes Snapchat stories are overly freaked out

Got the green light from CG. All is well #rozzay

@nevercommm I was trying my best to avoid this one for the summer, however she may have left me no choice.

@JBurnfort I guess you’ll be golfing everyday

“I just applied to be a cart girl this summer at the country club, won’t that be so fun?” No bitch actually it fucking won’t be

@KUburner78 Dues are a myth anyways. Go enjoy some beers this weekend and tell your treasurer to kick rocks

Looks like drinks are on me this weekend fellas! #fadedues

If I got to pick a breakfast for the Masters, this would be it.

Don’t know how completely remote internships are a thing but you aren’t hearing any complaints from me.

@Cornhusker6969 He probably kicked your ass

Pulled up to the first and this is my random partner. #stretch

@mooredick1995 Also will match that $200 dude fucking sucks

I will venmo anyone $200 if they successfully steal the phi psi’s prosthetic arm (video evidence required)